I think it would be pretty funny to have people post here after midnight and see what incoherent blabal they try to type. I'll try my best....

To all: Have a great night, be safe not stupid, and here's to having another year!

 

Well it's 22 minutes after New Years here. I didn't mix my first drink until 11:32. I'm not really much of a party animal anymore. Happy New year.

 

Happy new year! I'm falling asleep as I type

 

Happy New Year!! I don't drink so coherency isn't an issue!

 

Okay well since no other drunks fell this thread is worthwhile, I'll go ahead and say something. Umm, I was at a party tonight. Two girls got in a fight. It was awesome. Then the owner of the house got pissed and broke his granite countertop with his fist. He also broke his fist with his granite countertop. Yes his hand is broken. Some moron climbed on the roof and tried to jump off into the pool. That would have been fantastic, but some other idiots stopped him. Idiots. Then some people tried to cook chicken nuggets in the toaster oven. It took like 4 hours before they realized that nobody turned the damn thing on. Then everybody ate them anyway, since they had thawed out after four hours.

And I made fun of all the ugly fat girls. It was awesome.

Now my drunkenness is going away, so I think it's time to go to sleep until tomorrow when I get to do it all over again.

 

im drunk

 

dronk heere.... tacos

 

that sounds like an awesome party LOL

 

i haven gone to sleep yet and am still going on strong at 9:40am

 

anyone else puke last night?

i puked my lasagna dinner up

mission accomplished

 

HAHAHAHA That made me chuckle!

 

I'm getting old. I fell asleep right after watching the ball drop. Poor **** Clark, not doing to well, but I give him credit for being on again...

That chicken nugget story made me laugh and brought back memories, except I put them in and passed out. 3 hours later with the smoke alarms going off and a house full of smoke I turned them off... and no I didn't eat them.

 

I was actually able to pace myself pretty good last night, so I didn't get sick. Normally New Years day involves me waking up on a some random lawn and then trying to figure out how to get home. Then I watch Comedy Central's National Hangover Day until around 10 PM when I pass out again. Unfortunately, my grandparents just got back in town today so they're coming over to do the whole Christmas thing. They'd be pissed if they came over and I was too hungover to see them. Don't worry, though. I still got pretty drunk.

 

I post after midnight because I get off of work after midnight.

 

10 Captain and Coke's, 3 round's of Hold 'Em, Prime Rib and crab leg dinner, Drunken bowling on Wii, watching the ball drop, then dropping into bed about 1:30..........safe easy night..........

I have a headache.......