What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Nothing you already told her twice 
Ah I dunno why but i felt like posting that. Anyone in for another i'm drunk thread I bleive this is my first one
Ah I dunno why but i felt like posting that. Anyone in for another i'm drunk thread I bleive this is my first one
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Originally Posted by Jwool15
Nothing you already told her twice
Ah I dunno why but i felt like posting that. Anyone in for another i'm drunk thread I bleive this is my first one
Ah I dunno why but i felt like posting that. Anyone in for another i'm drunk thread I bleive this is my first one
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Partying today starts at noon... Work party. Open bar. 
Whats the first thing a woman will do when she gets to a Battered Women's Shelter?
She'll do the dishes if she knows whats good for her.
Why don't women need watches?
There's a clock on the stove.
Whats the first thing a woman will do when she gets to a Battered Women's Shelter?
She'll do the dishes if she knows whats good for her.
Why don't women need watches?
There's a clock on the stove.
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From: Your moms house
Originally Posted by Nytehawk
What do you do if you see your Mother-in-law running around in the back yard?
Shoot her again.
Shoot her again.
Nice.
Q: How do you stop your Mother-inlaw from running in circles?
A: Nail down the other foot.
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Originally Posted by buckin150
how do you get rid of a girlfriend?
throw her in the back of...(heck i can't do that to him again) but y'all know what i'm talking about..
I think that says it all.
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Alright drubk thread live on im there again tonihgt!
What do you do when your diswhasher breaks down?
slap her and tell her to get back to work
whens the only time a womsan on top?
if your kitchen is on the second story
why dont women ever go skiing?
cause theres no mountain between the kitchen and bedroom
whhy did the woman cross the road?
why the f8ck was she out of the kitchen in the first place?
why are womens feet so small
so they can get closer to the sink
What do you do when your diswhasher breaks down?
slap her and tell her to get back to work
whens the only time a womsan on top?
if your kitchen is on the second story
why dont women ever go skiing?
cause theres no mountain between the kitchen and bedroom
whhy did the woman cross the road?
why the f8ck was she out of the kitchen in the first place?
why are womens feet so small
so they can get closer to the sink