Old Lady On The Ride Home Today
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Old Lady On The Ride Home Today
So I had the day off and took my new Mustang in to get the windows tinted today. On my way home, I crossed paths with an old woman in an Expedition who screamed out by her looks (heavy-set, snaggle-toothed old bag, with a poofy hairdo) that she drove 33 mph in a 55 mph zone. Because of this, I made a point to speed up and get around her -- no point in ruining a drive in the Mustang by being stuck behind this old fart for 20 miles!
A ways down the road, I came upon a small area of road construction, and they were pumping water from some jobsite onto the roadway, making it a small lake of murky water. As some of you may know, I'm a tad **** with my vehicles, and the thought of driving through this water and spraying the underside of my new 'Stang with gunk horrified me, so I waited for some oncoming cars to clear the puddle, and then eased on through it in first gear to make sure I made it through unscathed.
About halfway through this lake, I heard someone laying on their horn behind me and glanced into my rear view mirror to see this old hag buried into the horn button with one hand and flipping me the bird with the other! I was flabbergasted at first, and then didn't know if I should bust out laughing or return her gestures!
Ever the gentleman, I opted for the latter, along with the obligatory sticking of my tongue through my index and middle fingers and making a licking motion for emphasis.......
A ways down the road, I came upon a small area of road construction, and they were pumping water from some jobsite onto the roadway, making it a small lake of murky water. As some of you may know, I'm a tad **** with my vehicles, and the thought of driving through this water and spraying the underside of my new 'Stang with gunk horrified me, so I waited for some oncoming cars to clear the puddle, and then eased on through it in first gear to make sure I made it through unscathed.
About halfway through this lake, I heard someone laying on their horn behind me and glanced into my rear view mirror to see this old hag buried into the horn button with one hand and flipping me the bird with the other! I was flabbergasted at first, and then didn't know if I should bust out laughing or return her gestures!
Ever the gentleman, I opted for the latter, along with the obligatory sticking of my tongue through my index and middle fingers and making a licking motion for emphasis.......
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Originally Posted by ddellwo
(heavy-set, snaggle-toothed old bag, with a poofy hairdo)........... sticking of my tongue through my index and middle fingers and making a licking motion for emphasis.......
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Originally Posted by ddellwo
So I had the day off and took my new Mustang in to get the windows tinted today. On my way home, I crossed paths with an old woman in an Expedition who screamed out by her looks (heavy-set, snaggle-toothed old bag, with a poofy hairdo) that she drove 33 mph in a 55 mph zone. Because of this, I made a point to speed up and get around her -- no point in ruining a drive in the Mustang by being stuck behind this old fart for 20 miles!
A ways down the road, I came upon a small area of road construction, and they were pumping water from some jobsite onto the roadway, making it a small lake of murky water. As some of you may know, I'm a tad **** with my vehicles, and the thought of driving through this water and spraying the underside of my new 'Stang with gunk horrified me, so I waited for some oncoming cars to clear the puddle, and then eased on through it in first gear to make sure I made it through unscathed.
About halfway through this lake, I heard someone laying on their horn behind me and glanced into my rear view mirror to see this old hag buried into the horn button with one hand and flipping me the bird with the other! I was flabbergasted at first, and then didn't know if I should bust out laughing or return her gestures!
Ever the gentleman, I opted for the latter, along with the obligatory sticking of my tongue through my index and middle fingers and making a licking motion for emphasis.......
A ways down the road, I came upon a small area of road construction, and they were pumping water from some jobsite onto the roadway, making it a small lake of murky water. As some of you may know, I'm a tad **** with my vehicles, and the thought of driving through this water and spraying the underside of my new 'Stang with gunk horrified me, so I waited for some oncoming cars to clear the puddle, and then eased on through it in first gear to make sure I made it through unscathed.
About halfway through this lake, I heard someone laying on their horn behind me and glanced into my rear view mirror to see this old hag buried into the horn button with one hand and flipping me the bird with the other! I was flabbergasted at first, and then didn't know if I should bust out laughing or return her gestures!
Ever the gentleman, I opted for the latter, along with the obligatory sticking of my tongue through my index and middle fingers and making a licking motion for emphasis.......
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I know that old bitch....they are clones of the ones we have around here. 
Did she has a cell phone in view at any givien time?
Did she has a cell phone in view at any givien time?
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I've had to cut people off that wont back off and speed up purposly trying to hang me out to dry when I have my signal on.... some of these situations meant either rear ending a parked car or cutting someone off... ya lady get off the phone, wake up, and pay attention.... ya I see your finger, wanna see mine?
