Kwik Komeback...
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Kwik Komeback...
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to Grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had Spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad Kept staring at him.
The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.
"Got drunk once and had sex with a peac0ck. I was just wondering if you were my son."
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had Spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad Kept staring at him.
The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.
"Got drunk once and had sex with a peac0ck. I was just wondering if you were my son."
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Originally Posted by CrAz3D
I'm surprised no one was "kwik" to point out this:
https://www.f150online.com/forums/sh...d+had+sex+with
Still amusing, though
https://www.f150online.com/forums/sh...d+had+sex+with
Still amusing, though
They didn't have the patience of an Eagle Scout to do enough searches to find that link.
Do the Scouts teach you to take joy in pointing out someone elses mistakes, or shortcomings. Not having been one myself, I wouldn't know. It doesn't bother me; but, it did give my curiosity a poke.
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Originally Posted by risupercrewman
Heck! When I turned 21 & was Legal to drink, I took my dad to a TopLess Bar!.............
"Well, this is nice and all son but, where in hell are the damn peac0cks?'
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Originally Posted by Raoul
...and after three drinks he turned to me and said,
"Well, this is nice and all son but, where in hell are the damn peac0cks?'
"Well, this is nice and all son but, where in hell are the damn peac0cks?'
Raoul told a bestiality joke.
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Originally Posted by Raoul
...and after three drinks he turned to me and said,
"Well, this is nice and all son but, where in hell are the damn peac0cks?'
"Well, this is nice and all son but, where in hell are the damn peac0cks?'