Chinese gift exchange
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From: the moral high ground
Originally Posted by gixxerjasen
Nicely done...looking forward to part 2 of the story.
I was surprised by the number of alcohol gifts. 1 champaigne, 3 wines, 1 Harveys Creme and my RC.
I thought I did a good job of wrapping my gift but, it looked like crap next to all the nice gift bags. It was so bad it was the last one on the table, which worked out good.
I never even drew a wrapped gift, I kept taking everyones liquer and people kept taking the bottles from me, until they were out of the game.
Anyway, my boss kept having to get another gift and was choosing nicely and promptly getting robbed until the last gift for him was mine.
He opened it and there was dead silence.
Nobody knew who had brought it.
All they knew was that there was one cheap bastard at the table who had wrappped a box of Korn Flakes.
I let them stew for almost 10 seconds then said,
"Hey Chief, sometimes there's a prize inside."
When he got it open and saw the cap he got excited and ripped the bag apart, Korn Flakes went everywhere.
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From: n.w. corner of mo
Originally Posted by PSS-Mag
Nope defiantly not alone....
I don't get sick simply because I cant even imagine it, I am 100% happily delusional that they can't/don't do it.
Now that being said...
One christmas, "before I was totally delusional" after I moved out, 2 of my brothers were still at home.
They all went Christmas shopping. My brothers went off together and mom and dad went off. I'm guessing my 2 brothers were 15 and 16, or close to that. After some time, my brothers were going into Spencers to look around. They found Dad at the register as they walked in buying some lotions and toys and stuff......
I'm guessing a little awkward moment, dad just smiled, my brothers were and are physcologically bruised. It disturbed them enough they had to come talk to me about it.
After I finished dry heaving at the thought, I told them it had to be a weird dream or something that they both had........ Then I went and got us all a shot of whiskey.......
I don't get sick simply because I cant even imagine it, I am 100% happily delusional that they can't/don't do it.
Now that being said...
One christmas, "before I was totally delusional" after I moved out, 2 of my brothers were still at home.
They all went Christmas shopping. My brothers went off together and mom and dad went off. I'm guessing my 2 brothers were 15 and 16, or close to that. After some time, my brothers were going into Spencers to look around. They found Dad at the register as they walked in buying some lotions and toys and stuff......
I'm guessing a little awkward moment, dad just smiled, my brothers were and are physcologically bruised. It disturbed them enough they had to come talk to me about it.
After I finished dry heaving at the thought, I told them it had to be a weird dream or something that they both had........ Then I went and got us all a shot of whiskey.......
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We had parties like that years ago. Besides a blow-up doll, one of the funniest gifts was a wrapped 'rubber tree in bloom'. Somebody took this small rubber tree and attached unwrapped comdoms to the branches. Talk about laughing! The comments were great.
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Originally Posted by Raoul
There were 13 people/gifts.
I was surprised by the number of alcohol gifts. 1 champaigne, 3 wines, 1 Harveys Creme and my RC.
I thought I did a good job of wrapping my gift but, it looked like crap next to all the nice gift bags. It was so bad it was the last one on the table, which worked out good.
I never even drew a wrapped gift, I kept taking everyones liquer and people kept taking the bottles from me, until they were out of the game.
Anyway, my boss kept having to get another gift and was choosing nicely and promptly getting robbed until the last gift for him was mine.
He opened it and there was dead silence.
Nobody knew who had brought it.
All they knew was that there was one cheap bastard at the table who had wrappped a box of Korn Flakes.
I let them stew for almost 10 seconds then said,
"Hey Chief, sometimes there's a prize inside."
When he got it open and saw the cap he got excited and ripped the bag apart, Korn Flakes went everywhere.
I was surprised by the number of alcohol gifts. 1 champaigne, 3 wines, 1 Harveys Creme and my RC.
I thought I did a good job of wrapping my gift but, it looked like crap next to all the nice gift bags. It was so bad it was the last one on the table, which worked out good.
I never even drew a wrapped gift, I kept taking everyones liquer and people kept taking the bottles from me, until they were out of the game.
Anyway, my boss kept having to get another gift and was choosing nicely and promptly getting robbed until the last gift for him was mine.
He opened it and there was dead silence.
Nobody knew who had brought it.
All they knew was that there was one cheap bastard at the table who had wrappped a box of Korn Flakes.
I let them stew for almost 10 seconds then said,
"Hey Chief, sometimes there's a prize inside."
When he got it open and saw the cap he got excited and ripped the bag apart, Korn Flakes went everywhere.
Sounds like it was fun.