One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and
decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the
boat out.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am.
What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, Isn't that obvious?)

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
start at any moment.

"I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says
the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you
could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.



MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

 

 

I love to read!

 

Figures! Yeah, I thought of you when I read it.

 

It's likely she can also what?

 

Thanks, I fixed it

she can "think".

 

Good stuff.

 

Me too!! One of my favorite pastimes

 

Actually, I'm not sure the two of you read anything but the posts on here!

 

Look who's talking.

 

I'm reading a book right now while I keep up on here!

 

Uh-huh......what, like one word every 20 minutes?

 

nope at least twice that fast.

 

Ha ha, funny man

This is just one of my bookshelves. I have 2 more that look pretty much like this:

 

I take public transportation to work. Perfect time to read. I decided to keep track of what I'd read...I need to update this with my latest ones.

http://www.leanangle.com/Misc/Books/...7/Default.aspx