Subject: Tom had been in the liquor business for 25 years


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> Tom had been in the liquor business for 25 years.
>
> Finally sick of the stress he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land
> in Alaska as far from humanity as possible.
>
> He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month.
> Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.
>
> After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on
> his door.
>
> He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there.
>
> ''Name's Lars, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a
> Christmas party Friday night. Thought you might like to come.
> About 5:00."
>
> "Great", says Tom, "After six months out here I'm ready to meet some
> local folks. Thank you."
>
> As Lars is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you, be some drinkin'."
>
> "Not a problem," says Tom. "After 25 years in the business, I can
> drink with the best of 'em."
>
> Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. "More'n' likely gonna be
> some fightin' too."
> EM>"Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right. I'll be there.
> Thanks again. "
>
> "More'n likely be some wild sex, too,"
>
> "Now that's really not a problem," says Tom, warming to the idea.
> "I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the
> way, what should I wear?"
>
> "Don't much matter. Just gonna be the two of us."
>
>

 

*cough* repost of an old joke *cough*

but still a funny on at that

 

Haha pretty good