Packer goes to Heaven
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Packer goes to Heaven
Surrounded by friends and family, Brett Favre at the age of 97, died and went to Heaven. Once there, he was returned to the best health of his life, and given the strength and youth he'd once known. He was promptly greeted by St. Peter, and given the keys to his new and heavenly mansion. Brett was overwhelmed.
Brett's earthy home was nice, but it had nothing on this one. Brett looked at all the amenities that were included. Not only that, every need or desire was taken care of simply by thinking of it. Brett looked out the window at the green grass, and saw yellow flowers growing. Green Bay Packers colors; this has to be Heaven.
Just then, he looked across the field and saw a MASSIVE home. Trying not to be jealous, Brett realized his mansion could easily fit into the one across the field more than 100 times. Brett walked over to get a closer look, and upon inspection, he saw Dallas Cowboys memorabilia everywhere; on the drapes, etched into the grass, on the steps; everywhere.
St. Peter came over and asked, "Is everything OK Brett?"
Brett said, everything is fine St. Peter, but I have a question. My home is nice, but can you please tell me why Jerry Jones' mansion is so big? I mean, sure he was a billionaire and I was only a millionaire, but I was a great player. I won lots of games, even a Super Bowl. Why is Jerry's house so much larger than mine?
Saint Peter chuckled and said, Brett, Brett, Brett---
That's not Jerry's house- that God's house...
Brett's earthy home was nice, but it had nothing on this one. Brett looked at all the amenities that were included. Not only that, every need or desire was taken care of simply by thinking of it. Brett looked out the window at the green grass, and saw yellow flowers growing. Green Bay Packers colors; this has to be Heaven.
Just then, he looked across the field and saw a MASSIVE home. Trying not to be jealous, Brett realized his mansion could easily fit into the one across the field more than 100 times. Brett walked over to get a closer look, and upon inspection, he saw Dallas Cowboys memorabilia everywhere; on the drapes, etched into the grass, on the steps; everywhere.
St. Peter came over and asked, "Is everything OK Brett?"
Brett said, everything is fine St. Peter, but I have a question. My home is nice, but can you please tell me why Jerry Jones' mansion is so big? I mean, sure he was a billionaire and I was only a millionaire, but I was a great player. I won lots of games, even a Super Bowl. Why is Jerry's house so much larger than mine?
Saint Peter chuckled and said, Brett, Brett, Brett---
That's not Jerry's house- that God's house...
Last edited by Bighersh; Dec 7, 2007 at 06:22 PM.
