1. Take yoour laptop out while fflying.

2. Open it slowly.

3. Make sure someone is sitting next to you and not sleeping. (they will look at what your doing)

4. Close your eyes and look at the ceiling.

5. Take a few deep breaths and click this link. http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf

6. look at the face of the person sitting next to you.

 

I'm sure 4 years in prison will be worth seeing the face they'll make.

 

That is wrong on so many levels, but it is pretty funny in a sick and twisted sort of way.

 

oooooooooooooooooooooold

 

When the guy next to you beats you to close to death don't sue him.

 

Did you see Carlos Mencia's skit on that?

Let a terrorist fly SW airlines.

 

Don't worry about that, the U.S. Marshall on the plane will have put a 9mm through your head long before the thought of a lawsuit can trickle through it.

 

Drunk driving, now this crap...How many other ways do you want to die? Seriously, if you did that next to me, I'd stab you in the heart with my pen...over, and over, and over, and over....nice post!

 

Go ahead and try that out Dave, be sure to let us know how it goes!

 

now you guys know I wouldnt do this right? Its just an email joke I received.

 

We know Dave...we just like to give you chit.

 

ALll fun and games bro.

 

and the joke was origianlly in spanish. It lost some of its luster in English.


spanish version:

Como cagar al pendejo que está sentado al lado tuyo en el avión:

1. saca tu laptop de la bolsa
2. ábrela muy despacio
3. enciéndela
4. asegúrate que el idiota de al lado está mirando la pantalla 5. después arranca tu navegador preferido 6. cierra los ojos y levanta la cabeza hacia el cielo...
7. respira profundamente...y haz click sobre el link que tienes abajo :
http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
8. mira la cara de tu vecino.

 

That's messed up. Someone might get Beat-up or jailed. I wouldn't try it. I stopped flying. Hate waiting in line for hours and delayed flights. Let alone placing my life in someone elses hands. It's the highway for me.

 

I have to fly for work. I am flying to Chicago next Thursday actually. I usually fly about 2-3 times a month.