As alluded to in the 2012 thread, I Am Legend is coming out this Christmas.

For the sake of conversation, put yourself in Will Smith's character's shoes. What cool things would you do if you were the last human on earth?

Be careful with your answers. Remember that (for example):
1. No one is around to maintain power plants for electricity
2. Potable water begins to be a valuable resource more and more each day
3. Petroleum products now are in limited supply, but theoretically should last your lifetime
4. No hot models

For myself survivability would be the priority, would probably move to fertile ground (Iowa) and start up the veggies and fruit plants. Get that established and stocked before embarking on my tour de earth.

Learning to fly would be a benefit, although I'd probably kill myself while attempting to land my first time. That would be a bummer.

• Do some digging at Area 51 just to see what exactly is going on out there.
• Bunk in the White House
• Bunk in Elvis' house
• Strum my guitar and sing on the Grand Ol' Opry stage
• Take a swim in a vat of beer at Coors' factory (I'll leave the Bud alone so I don't contaminate it )
• I'd be the only man on Earth with a 2009 F150 (I'll be sure to snap some high-res pics for you guys...oh wait.)

I could dream on and on, what you got?

 

Wasn't there a bunch of vampires or something like that in the movie? I didn't see the film. If so, I guess I would be like Elmer Fudd and go a huntin' vampires!! Find a hot female vampire, grind her teeth down to smooth, and get it on!! Find a generator for all my electrical needs. Displace the legend of Al Gore inventing the internet. I guess I would have a lot of time on my hands to catch up on my Scandinavian Yodeling lessons. Throw away that To-Do list my wife keeps growing. Find you with my 2003 F150 and we go racing or mudding or more vampire hunting. How about that? But hands off my smooth-toothed hot lady vampire princess!!

 

If I was last man on earth, not a sole survivor man or woman?????

I'd do what ever the **** I wanted to do on a day to day basis.

Screw flying to risky to self teach and besides I got nothing but time.
I'd break into a dealership and get the keys to the newest nicest F600 with sleeper truck I could find there.
Then I'd take the truck to an equipment sales dealer and hook on to the biggest trailerable generator I could find. (I'll need that to power the gas stations to get gas) as I go where ever I may roam.
I can repeat this process as many times as needed or wanted and should be good for about 10-20 years. After that, then even the brand new vehicles on the lots are 10-20 years old and starting to rust and parts go bad from just sitting there. Tires get dry rotted and batteries fail due to time, seals are dried up and fluids leak, motors sieze up from rust due to lack of lubrication. Then you'll have to try to find ones that were stored inside and they will still be risky and unreliable.

In the mean time I get a ride for the next 10-20 years.

The next thing I'd do would be bring into a gun shop. Just because all humans are dead doesn't mean all animals are... I may need protection and hopefully be able to hunt for food..

Next thing I'd do would be to outfit the truck with as many freezers as I could.... I cold run them off the generator. I got enough gas to run it 24/7 for the rest of my life and don't have to worry about saving it for anyone else. There is no one else, once I'm dead thats it. No more humans.
Then I'd hit the grocery store for meats and stuff those freezers full.
I got plenty of canned goods for veggies at any grocery store for a decade or so.

When they go bad then I wont have to worry about planting anything. I'll just go to a farm and pick what I want. You see nature will take it's course and what ever the farmer planted will keep budding and growing back wild each year.

The main concern would be, is there any wildlife left. Cause eventually the meat in the freezers will run out...... I could live off vegetables but it would suck.

The first destination I'd head for would be San Marcos,CA. Where I'd pick up 4 or 5 of those $5K RealDoll™for traveling companions...... After all, there aren't any women left. Together the 5-6 of us would drive around the continent migrating like birds. South in the winter and north in the summer if I wanted to.

If I grew tired of toodeling around here in the US and decided I wanted to hop the pond. I'd go to a marina, pick out a yacht, use my genny to fuel it up. Transport any meat I have left to it. (May require moving freezers on board.) Then I'd simply sail away. I'm assuming GPS still works because the satellites are solar powered otherwise I'd probably wind up lost at sea.

Once I got there, then I'd leave the yacht running to keep the freezers going. No one is around to steal it, it's safe. Then I'd use a car to go to a lot and get another truck, go to an equipment sales and get a trailer able genny. Go get some freezers. Go back to the yacht and get my stuff. Then tour that country.

 

How would you get the gas if the pumps don't work?

 

generator. It would suck not having anyone around though. I dont know if a "realdoll" would be enough.

 

Well, if Will Smith is the Omega man, I guess being a swinger is out of the question.

 

That is why I went and got the biggest trailer able generator I could find to begin with. To run the gas stations as I need it, so the pumps work. The freezers for the meat was just an after thought.

It would suck bad!!!!!
The real dolls would sure beat rosey though. IMO

 

hey, wills got a dog in the movie. you could have lots of pets. you could go drive all the ferraris and lambos that you want. live in the biggest houses. play all the ps3 games you want. not worry about mortage, loans, school, work, ever again (that would be very nice). after about 10-20 years, id imagine it would get boring. ofcourse you could break into all the labs out there and try to cloan a woman (preferably an eva longoria, jessica biel, or someone similar). i mean, you have the rest of your life to get it to work. you could put a 8 or 12 inch lift on your truck, put some 40s on it and go muddin till you break the truck, then simply go get another one and repeat. i think it would be pretty fun. you could go to an army base and drive some tanks around. ofcourse you would need a bunch of gennys for this, but hey, they're free. personally, id visit every continent and check out all the stuff that you'd never be able to do. ya, that would be the life. well off to work, yuck. i wish this "world" excisted!!

 

Well first I would go find the nicest old Civil War plantation home down in Alabama and move in. Then I'd go jack a new Peterbilt and tank trailer full of diesel and park it out behind my house. The trailerable generator would be a must have for just about everything. Then I would take my Peterbilt and a box trailer to the Piggly Wiggly and stock up on canned goods.

I would have to run over to the John Deere (not Kubota) dealership and grab me a couple new tractors cause I would have a huge farm. This would mainly be for something to do to pass time. I would also use the tractors to build me a nice size fourwheeler track out by my house too.

I'd definately go over to the army base and get me a tank and load up on guns and ammo for protection from whatever may try to come get me.

This would probably be my favorite part. I'd get on the internet and find me some original, unrestored muscle cars for sale and hop in my Peterbilt and go pick em up.

I would go to a Navy base and teach myself how to fly a jet fighter.

I'd get a big movie projecter from a drive in and take it to Bryant-Denny Stadium and watch old game tapes from the 50 yard line cause I gotta have my Alabama football.

This would be a good time to head up to Lynchburg and pick up some Jack for those lonesome nights.

Man I could go on all day. I think it would be cool as hell but it would definately get old quick cause I can't stand being alone.

 

The bad part about taking over some ones house.
Finding one that no one was home when the event happened so it doesn't have dead bodies laying in it.

 

Glad someone said it, cuz I was thinking it...

 

I have seen them on HBO real sex...but it scares me that you know where to go, and would take the time to get there...

 

Being from Alabama, you forgot to search for sheep!

That should keep ya company

 

You sure couldn't hurt the Bud anymore than it already is.

 

I had to go to their website and click on "Contact Us" to know where to go.

Damn right I'd take the time to get there.
What else do I got to do with my time besides drive?

Choices for release are.

1. Rosie
2. A knot hole in a fence post
3. A hole in a tree
4. some animal
   or......
5. RealDoll.

2-4 are negative for me.
That leaves Rosie or a doll
If I'm going to use a doll it might as well be the best, they are all free. Dont even cost me anything to get there except time and like I said I got nothing but time to burn.
Darn right I'm taking the time to drive where ever I had to to get one (or 5), rosie just wont cut it at all.