Voted Best Joke in Ireland 2006

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of
me life, between the legs of me wife!"

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast
of the night" She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John
said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside
me wife."

"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street
corner.

The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night
at the pub with a toast about you, Mary." She said, "Aye, he told me,
and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in
the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to
pull him by the ears to make him come."

 

Lol!

 

ahhaahah

 

Is this where you heard it?

https://www.f150online.com/forums/sh...ize+at+the+pub

Just giving you a hard time, I'm sure some missed it the first time and it's a good one.

 

Ahhhh ****e!! Somebody beat me to it. Oh well! Maybe next time.

 

Your version had more detail!

 

Damn! I thought it was funny 'til I found out it was a repost.

 

Maybe the memory isn't going yet. Must be the MGDfan wearing on you.

 

Oh Lawd! That's a thought I didn't need!