This morning I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.

We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.

I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'old magic'.

I was flabbergasted. 'I don't know if I could keep pace with you now', I said, 'I'm a bit older and a bit grayer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have.'

She just giggled and said she was sure I would 'rise to the challenge'.

'Yeah.' I said. 'Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my lack of muscle tone...stuff sagging, my teeth not as white!'

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying that tubby gray haired older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.

Anyway, she giggled, 'I've put on a few pounds myself!'

So I told her to **** off.


Posted on another board, but I thought it was good enough to share...

 

LOL. that is pretty funny.

 

LMAO!!! As kelso would say..."BURN!!!"

 

i think that was the first post to ever appear on the intarwebnet.com

 

Reminds me of my last class reunion. All the divorced ex-hotties trying to hook up with the guy that got away from them in their youth and still running free. I got a little drunk and hooked up with one of their daughters.









Was that wrong?

 

it would have been wrong NOT to. you did good.