I thought some of you would find this entertaining, I'm half Mexican and found it funny as hell, it's all true!!


- If you can run and play any sport while wearing chanclas (Sandals)....Mexican status!!

- If you're late Tio left you a van and you turned it into a taco vending Business, Yes, you're a Mexican.

- If you pronounce words beginning with the letter "S" by putting an "E"
in front of it, (estop instead of stop), big time Mexican.

- If you call a chair, a sher, you got it.... Mexican.

- If you have ever hurt yourself and your mamacita rubbed the area while
chanting, " Sana , Sana , Colita de rana....." You're Mexican, big-time!!!

- If you have your last name in old English lettering anywhere on your
car, truck, or tattooed on your back. Yes, you ARE a Mexican (Proud one
too).

- If you refer to your wife as your ruca, your hina, your wifa, your old
lady,or your vieja, guess what? Not only are you a Mexican, You're a
cholo.

- If you throw a "Grito" every time you hear Vicente Fernandez, then not
only are you a Mexican, but you are a drunk Mexican.

- If you have ever been pinched in church and been told "pobrecito de ti
si lloras" or "Vas a ver orita que salgamos." Yes, you're definitely a
Mexican.

- If you grew up being called "chamaca or chamaco".... Mexican.

- If you grew up scared of La Llorona, or fear the dark because of El
CuCuy! Yes! Mexican!

- Si te persinas with a lotto ticket in your hand before every Drawing.
You're in the Mexican Zone!!!

- If you ask for something by "dame esa chingadera" instead of Calling It
by its name. Yup! Mexican!

- If you constantly refer to cereal as "con fleys" or cake as "kay-ke".
You're a Mexican.

- If you use manteca instead of vegetable oil and can't figure out why
your butt is getting bigger...... You might be a Mexican.

- If you have some Tias that dress up in their prom dresses to go to a
Birthday party at "el parque". You are a Mexican.

- If your Tias and Abuela dress up in their Sunday best with heels and all
to go to the "pulga." (AKA the Flea Market) Then, yes, you are a
Mexican.

- If most of the houses on your block are painted bright pink, mint green
and lavender. Mexican!

- If you use the bushes in front of your house, the fence, or the top of
an old car to dry laundry. Yes, you're a Mexican.

- If you're congested and your mamasita rubbed "Bicks". you're Mexican.

IF YOU DON'T NEED ANY EXPLANATIONS FOR ANY OF THE ABOVE, YOU KNOW THAT
YOU ARE A TRUE MEXICAN. VIVA LA RAZA!!!

You know you're laughing your head off. It's all in fun, so don't get
all "adoloridos."

 

TRUE!!! I got my last name tatted on 1 arm and my mom's maiden name on the other of course in ol' englishy writing, gotta represent both the familias!

 

I understood almost zero of those........I guess thats a good thing

 

I understand all of them.

 

Same here

 

Whats a Mexican??

 

I have seen it with my own eyes.

 

i know like none of these...

sigh... a lonely redneck in albuquerque

 

Gotta agree with the others....

Almost everyone went over my head.

I'm glad that is still the case.

 

You have never seen a bright pink, mint green and lavender colored house?

 

i know jose cuervo is that close enough to mexican.

 

Don't forget, "Taco Bell."

 

I am Mexican and I only understad about 1/2 as well.

I guess I am not even a good Mexican.

.. I am a no-good Mexican...

 

I understand that you are half Mexican...I hope the other half is not Gringo...if you are, LULAC is gonna sue your a$$ off!

 

Actually yeah, I'm Mexican/Gringo

What's LULAC?