The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified to be a "professional". Scroll down for each answer. The questions are not that difficult.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator door, put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator door, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator. This tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show you abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?

Correct Answer: You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.

 

thats pretty clever

 

so like, what if my fridge is big enough to hold a giraffe,

and an elephant,

and just for arguments sake, a couple of warthogs too.

why do i have to take out the giraffe to put the elephant in???

 

just dont let jamz haul your fridge anywhere no matter how big it is

 

I'm still trying to figure out why you would keep your Giraffe in the fridge, anyway? Or your Elephant? Why not keep them in the back yard?

 

the question is why is there an elephant and a giraffe in your fridge?





Because they fit and I was the first on my block to do this.

 

I have to pick up a new washer and dryer this weekend any suggestions on tie downs? jamz ..jamz ?

 

The question is why are there crocodiles at an Animal Meeting?

Answer: If and only if the rest of the animals are going to the Animal Meeting, then the crocodiles must go as well.

This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes and to see how well you had at another chance at this question.

 

But in order to get the giraffe in the fridge in the first place you have to take out all the beer....such waste....

 

A giraffe would never fit in an refrigerator, so it never happened. Additionally, it's probably illegal to consider such a thing.

The elephant was on a safari expedition and was unavailable for comment.

PITI is investigating.

 

stupid 1st 3 ?'s

 

Given the total fek up they made of of the last three contracts we had with them, I conclude the following:

90% of the clowns @ Andersen are professionals (as defined by the quiz), and I would not rely on any quiz, or results thereof, supplied by them.

Oh, yeah - the clowns we have that allowed those capons 3 kicks at the can didn't pass either .

They also are no longer employed here - last I heard, they went to go work for Andersen, lol.

 

just dont let jamz haul your fridge anywhere no matter how big it is

 

Now now. This question is flawed. How can the crocodiles be inhabiting their river and all be at this meeting called by the Lion King? The other animals are land based and would hate to have the meeting in a crocodile-infested river. Maybe the river did have crocodiles in it but they were scabs replacing the other crocodiles that are union which means they had to show up at the Lion King's meeting. hmmmmmm?