im with dave on this one

 

I dont really like milfs, i love them

 

You want sad?

I went to a club Saturday night with a group of nine.
Everyone got carded at the door except me.

Every friggin one of them.

I was the last one in and saw it all go down.
The worst part was palming my drivers license when it didn't get asked for.
I already had it out when I saw the different colored wrist bands being applied.

When I got my wrist band I asked what 'level' it was.
The bouncer said "It's Moses level,.........Moses".

 

That's the challenge with aging. The younger set looks at you as if you were ancient. You look at them as it wasn't all THAT many years ago.

Moses level doesn't sound so bad - people should be parting like the waters so's I don't has to crawl over and around them to get to the bar!

 

wow... most normal people get more conservitive as they age... guess your in a time warp. That or you were one hell of a hippie back in the day.....acid anyone??

 

Try being in your early twentys and having ALOT of grey hair.. It sucks. I get pegged for being in my thirties all the time.

Oh well, at least I still have hair!

 

comedy!