You're so drunk you're probably seeing double.

I've got 2 guns, one for each of ya.



The best scene in that movie is the pistol dance vs the shot glass dance....

And anything with Dana Delany...

 

Yes, I know. You are a good woman. Then again, you may be the antichrist.

 

Kate, you're not wearing a bustle, how lewd

 

Wyatt Earp: Winner to the King, five hundred dollars.
Curly Bill: Shut up, Ike.
Johnny Ringo: [Ringo steps up to Doc] And you must be Doc Holliday.
Doc Holliday: That's the rumor.
Johnny Ringo: You retired too?
Doc Holliday: Not me. I'm in my prime.
Johnny Ringo: Yeah, you look it.
Doc Holliday: And you must be Ringo. Look, darling, Johnny Ringo. The deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill, they say. What do you think, darling? Should I hate him?
Kate: You don't even know him.
Doc Holliday: Yes, but there's just something about him. Something around the eyes, I don't know, reminds me of... me. No. I'm sure of it, I hate him.


Brilliant!

 

 

my hipocracy knows no bounds.....

 

Ok, I get it. Yall LOVE Tombstone. Good flick, catchy quotes, and sweet one liners...Wyatt Earp with Kevin Costner was better...

Why was "Wyatt Earp" better?
1) The "Cowboy" gang did not go around wearing gay red sashes. Did that part not bother yall? Hey I am tough, I kill people, does this red sash make my a$$ look fat?
2) Historically better...
3) The sash thing, that was just gay...can't get over it.
4) Longer...more bang for the buck.
5) Kevin Costner is not related to "Eddie" in Christmas Vacation.
6) Tombstone had a 90210 actor play a "SISSY"

 

Kevin Cstner's an assclown.

Name one movie he made that was decent?

That's what I thought....

BTW, you seem to be an expert on things "gay."

Kudos.

 

Wyatt Earp!
So your denying that the red sash was not gay...

I am not an expert on all things "Gay", and I am also not the one defending the gayness in Tombstone!

 

Bull Durham
Field of Dreams
The Untouchables
Dances With Wolves

But I'll agree, his movie list weighs more to the crap side.

 

I wouldn't know whether the redsashes were gay or not.... remember, you're the expert, not me.

Hope this helps.
Okay, I'll concede one from that list.

He was decent in the movie Untouchables.

My bad.

He was also decent in the courtroom scene of JFK.

 

All good movies...I even liked the Postman and Waterworld. They were NOT great, they entertained me.

But the real question is???? Which is better, Wyatt Earp or Tombstone? I might vote Tombstone if it wasnt so cheesy gay.

 

when it comes to a good action flick, Tombstone rocks.

If I want to watch a documentary, I'll turn on the History channel and "Tales of the Gun" or "Wild West Tech"

 

Would you wear a RED SASH if you were a gunslinger? No, you would not, because its Flaming! Well hell, maybe you would, if it didnt make your a$$ look fat.

 

I rest my case.