A man and a woman were dating. She, being of a religious nature, had
held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted from her so badly. In
fact, he had never even seen her naked.

One day as they drove down the freeway, she remarked about his slow
driving habits. "I can't stand it anymore," she told him.
"Let's play a game. For every five miles per hour over the speed limit
you drive, I'll remove one piece of clothing."

He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car. He reached the 55 mph
mark, so she took off her blouse. At 60 mph, off came the slacks. At
65 mph, it was her bra that came off, at 70 mph her panties.

Now seeing her naked for the first time and traveling faster than he
ever had before , he became very excited and lost control of the car.
He veered off the road, went over an embankment, and hit a tree.

His girlfriend was not hurt, but he was trapped.
She tried to pull him free
but, alas, he was stuck. "Go to the road and get help," he said.

"I don't have anything to cover myself with!" she replied.

The man felt around, but could only reach one of his shoes. "You'll
have to put this between your legs to cover it up," he told her.
So she did as he said and went up to the road for help. Along came a
truck driver. Seeing a naked, crying woman along the road, he pulled
over to hear her story.

"My boyfriend! My boyfriend!" she sobbed. "He's stuck and I can't
pull him out! "

The truck driver, looking down at the shoe between her legs, replied,
"Ma'am, if he's in that far, I'm afraid he's a goner.

 

Lmao