Bill Callahan will not be fired, but will resigning to take another coaching position.

Bill was as recently as last week approached by the US Olympic committee
to come on board full time. It is further rumored that he will become
the head coach for the illustrious US Bobsled team. After an interview
with Olympic officials they were unbelievably impressed with the manner
in which Callahan is able to get a team to go downhill faster than any
coach in modern history.




Insert your favorite coach as pass around as needed.

 

A woman walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding. 'Of course, madam,'
Replied the sales clerk, 'exactly what type and color dress are you looking for?'

The bride to be said: 'A long frilly white dress with a veil.'

The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said, 'Please don't take this the wrong way, but gowns of that nature are considered more appropriate for brides who are being married for the first time - for those who are a bit more innocent, if you know what I mean? Perhaps ivory or sky blue would be nice?'

'Well,' replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk's directness,' I can assure you that a white gown would be quite appropriate. Believe it or not, despite all my marriages, I remain as innocent as a first-time bride.
You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding, he died as we were checking into our hotel. My second husband and I got into such a terrible fight in the limo on our way to our honeymoon that we had that wedding annulled immediately and never spoke to each other again.'

'What about your third husband' asked the sales clerk?

'That one was a Nebraska Football Coach,' said the woman, 'and every night for four years, he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it was going to be, but nothing ever happened.'

 

THAT sir, is down right funny....

Best of luck to them 'cats this weekend... I'm sure Freeman will be Big 12 player of the week...

 

Got it in an email just this morning.

I hope them boys got their chit together after that Iowa State debacle. Man that was embarrassing.

Speaking of embarrassing performances, how about that KU/NU game? I just want to know how you guys put up 39 against them! Damn that was a pounding, I thought I was reading the KU hoops score from that day!

I'm looking forward to this weekend, a couple of has been Big XII North teams fighting it out for bragging rights over who sucks more.

 

I was shocked. If someone told me we put up 39 on KU's defense, and lost, I would have been like, yeah, prolly 45-39, or something like that. I was in total shock. That fat bastard could have laid 90 on us I bet. No way Billy C is the coach next year. I bet, after we lose again this weekend, old T.O. drops the ax in the post game coverage.