You invite a friend, who needs a place to stay, for a few week to your home.
Said friend invites girlfriend over. There is noisy humping.

Do you,
A. Tell them to shut the F&^% up
B. Turn the hose on them
C. Kick his *** and take over the job yourself

 

I'd say C, But that depends on what she looks like.

 

Camcorder????

 

D: Inform him of the house rule that stipulates that women must be brought home in pairs. Furthermore, the one that pays the mortgage gets first pick.

 

have a competition, see who can be the loudest

 

I was told there would be no math...anywho, I choose 'D',


Menage' et trois!


I know I am gonna catch hell...but it was a joke! I would not entertain a 'D', but the Dr Fannko may, and I wanted to share another option with him...

 

I would not rate her above a 7. Would not do it myself unless drunk.

 

I can see why you go not want to do math, you suck at it. One guy at the house, plus one guy plus a pair of girls equals four.

 

on my scale there is no 7. there is the following:

1. you would screw and tell all of your friends
2. you would screw and tell no one
3. you would not touch with a 10ft pole.

All women fall into these three catagories.

I think I'd nock on the door and tell them since they are being so loud that I can either join in or jerk it to them. This should get some kind of responce.

 

bang on the door and ask your buddy what kind of std showed up on the test . he had to take at the doctor's office the other day.

 

^^^ or..


Tell him in the morning that as long as he is staying at your home he must respect your rules. Atleast he should have had the common sense of putting a pillow in her mouth.

 

You left out install a high resolution video camera as one of the options!

 

I'm thinking of something else in her mouth..... mm . Just tell them to tone it down, don't be a wuss just tell them both... If that don't work get out **** johnson and start slammin on it and make lots of noise then they will get the message...

 

I kinda liked (B).

 

ya' but which hose does he mean?..