Things have been boring on the board lately, so I thought I would add something to spice it up.

I was driving last night when I came to a section of the road where two lanes merged into one. Little ricer came blaring up with that atommic fart exhaust screaming. He makes a less than safe merge- one in which I had to hit my brakes to avoid clipping him. Couple miles up the road, at the stop light, the little punk and his buddy are laughing and smiling at me. Took all of my self control not to just run his useless @ss over.

I think I am prejudice....I just hate ricers. They dont even have to be driving...I see one and I HATE it.

ANYONE ELSE PREJUDICE?

 

I to am guilty....

 

Agreed, I smoked one day, diesel smoke that is.

Punk had his window down and pulled up in perfect position beside me with stereo booming on the passenger side and if I hammer the throttle just right on my street tune I can throw alot of smoke.

He turned his stereo down and sat there for a few seconds after the light turned green.

 

now that....IS AWESOME!

 

Lmao !

 

You don't know how often I wish I drove a beater when they do that so I could just ram the idiots

I don't even understand the whole rice scene

 

My truck is a turtle and I smoke them all the time.

 

I had two of them little SOB's behind me the other day on a two lane road. They were passing cars at a rapid speed, like easily 100 mph. They passed about 9 cars in a half mile stretch, including me(after i slowed it down to 40 to **** them off). About half a mile up after they pass me I laughed my *** off as they were pulled over by a po-po. I nicely honked as i passed by

 

I dont get all the funny stuff they put on their cars! Is that rear spoiler a wing off a 747? And what purpose does it serve when the car is not rear wheel drive- but rather front wheel??

If front wheel drive is so fantastic for all these ricer/wannabe racers, then why are all "real" race cars rear wheel drive?

And the fire extinguisher inside the car....they have so much confidence in all their mods- that they are worried it may burn up or what??

 

Guilty, of course though these **** think it's the Monaco Grand Prix, weaving all over the place. Nobody around here has the money to make them fast, just a fart can and wheels and stupid wings. Those with dough get cars that start as fast and go from there. I love when they see my other car, the 64 Galaxie with the 514 in the body shop. They come in to get quotes on body kits, paint, etc and see it. I've been asked if I was going to put Nosss in it, wings, lambo doors. I look at them and all but **** myself laughing and say, ya, no. I've had some good arguements as to what would be faster and crap. I can be arrogant when needed and sometimes these strokes need to be knocked down a peg or 5. It's great to see the car hobby live whatever the make, but be unique and give this fast and furious crap a dirt nap please.

I'll bet it feels pretty sh+tty to be beaten by a 4wd almost stock pickup, huh tunerzzzzz. Even if you do beat me, who cares, it's a truck and not a race car, or wanna be race car. I'll drive over ya and then tow ya around for fun, how's that?

 

All kidding aside though, they give the hobbiest a bad name. There are those who don't go race everything and actually give a crap. Because of this and organized street racing, it was said our province was going to introduce legislation that absolutely no modification was to be done on any car. Tinted windows and oversized tires, exhausts, anything. A petition went around and that was the end of that, for now anyways. I'll bet SEMA would pound on the doors of that branch of gov't.

 

i say we just host a big ricer convention in the middle of nowhere and blow all of them away with some bombs. That would really make me happy.

 

A tuner is alot different than a ricer, ricers are pretty much a little car with tacky add ons that create the illusion for the owner that it is fast. A tuner is someone who knows what they are doing, and will hand it to a remotly stock truck in a heartbeat. I am all for bagging on ricers, but I won't tie into a tuner unless I have something alot faster than anything I have right now. I used to have an '90 Laser (Turbo Eclipse) it was pretty quick. It might have been able to squeek by my truck to beat it. For what mine was stock at its old age if you could take someone knows how to modify them right it could be a pretty effective little car. Mine only had 170k on it when I sold it so it probably wasn't quite as strong as it was 15 years earlier.

Personally I would love to have the chicken launcher from "Test Drive: Eve of Destruction" for annoying drivers. It just picks up the back end (or whatever end you shoot at) of the other car about 4' and drops it drops it back to the ground, a perfect attention getter.

 

THIS VIDEO SAYS IT ALL!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=oArzG2zGXj4

 

Gotta wonder what the ricer crowd says about jacked up (or lowered) pickup trucks with loud exhausts........