An Irish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking out of a pond.

The Irish farmer shouted: "Paid a yfed a dwr, maer gwerthin wedi cachu un a for." Which in Gaelic means: "Don't drink the water the cows have **** in it."

The man shouts back: "I'm a muslim, I don't understand. Please speak in English."

The Irish farmer says: "Use two hands, it holds more"!!!

 

That is a classic one...... I am Irish and I will have to remember this if the occassion arises !!!!!!!!

 

No, you just need to be sane.

 

Good grief, you really don't get it?

 

the farmer was telling the mulism to eat chit and die..

 

use both hands... so it will happen quicker

 

the joke is a way homer.....

 

if the price is right..

 

In the words of Peanut.....

Zoooooooommmmm!!!!!!

 

I'm watching spark of insanity right now

 

I wondered if anyone would get it...

I've watched it several times, it's hilarious!!!!

 

Don't feel bad. WE don't laugh at Knock-Knock jokes. I have to admit though... Backpacker would have been funnier than Muslim.

 

It doesnt mater who it is (unless your a supremacist).
Who it is, is utterly irrelevant to the joke.

They are just charecters playing a role in a funny scenario.

 

Crazed, if you haven't figured it out yet, just give up. Good grief!

 

Yes.



And totally gay.