Texas Pride

A recent study found the average Texan walks about 900 miles a year.

Another study found Texans drink, on average, 22 gallons of beer per year .

That means, on average, a Texan gets about 41 miles to the gallon.

Kind Of Makes You Proud To Be Texan. :-)

 

HA!! Hell yeah! HOOK 'EM!

 

Dave you ain't a texan inless you were born and bread here. Moving here is just step one

 

Anybody else think its funny that he thinks its good to get high mpg in this test?

 

whooop gig em

 

those are just averages. Dave's prolly getting single digits on the MPG.

 

I might be at the average as far as walking but in the drinking category I am WAY above average. I agree that I am in the single digits maybe even under 1mpg.

 

under 1 MPG walking?? Dave, please dont drive drunk...

 

22 gallons of panther **** doesn't count.

 

whats panther ****?

 

1 mpg = 13.1 beers/day. I seriously doubt you are anywhere near that.

 

That's less than 10 cases a beer a year. Weak I tell ya. I usually drink at least a case a week unless I'm camping or at a race. Which then it is at least 1 case per day. Maybe it's not weak and I drink too much, oh well

 

Lone Star.

 

I dont drink beer usually. I drink Jim Beam. I usually go through 2 handle bottles a week. But I share with my friends sometimes. I do drink an occasional shiner.

 

Beers in Texas
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