Mad Cow Disease Explained

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Old Oct 3, 2007 | 07:39 AM
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Mad Cow Disease Explained

Mad Cow Disease Explained



A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad Cow Disease.


"Mr. Brown, do you have any idea what might be the cause of the disease?"


"Sure. Do you know the bulls only screw the cows once a year?"


"Umm, sir, that is a new piece of information, but what's the relationship between this and Mad Cow?"


"And did you know we milk the cows twice a day?"


"Mr. Brown, that's interesting, but, what's the point?"


"Lady, the point is this: if I'm playing with your **** twice a day, but only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you go mad, too?"
 
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Old Oct 3, 2007 | 08:14 AM
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I always thought mad cow was what happened when the wife saw what I bought on ebay....
 
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Old Oct 3, 2007 | 09:40 AM
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PMS is called "PMS" because "Mad Cow" was already taken.
 
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Old Oct 3, 2007 | 09:19 PM
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Men can not catch mad cow disease because we are pigs.
 
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Old Oct 3, 2007 | 09:24 PM
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i think i saw this joke today on a **** site
 
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