Well the wife has been sad and upset her clothes no longer fit her. I haven't taken her out to get any for a least a year so after her depression from lack of clothing over this past week I gave in. I have been skimping and saving for this for a little over 3 months.

$500 bucks down the tubes which was going towards a Troyer tune.

At least that should satisfy her for a while longer..............muahahah !!!

 

sorry man...but on the bright side, things could be a lot worse

...and you get to enjoy looking at her with the new clothes!

 

get a divorce. , lol

 

hah that sucks but i think your screen name or whatever is pretty freakin funny

 

Softie. She played you like a drum. Next time save it up mad money style.

 

Whipped!

 

Whipped, yeah he is whipped just like everyone one of us..

 

You gotta look at it all mathematical-like. Day to day livin' is judged in "Happy Points".

Y = $500

She gets Y amount of clothes.
Female Happy Points = 2500
Male Happy Points = 100

Now, because the female is so far ahead in Happy Points, she will feel a bit guilty. Those 100 Male Happy Points can be traded in for some, um, lovin'.

Male Happy Points = 10 x 20 = Lovin' Happy Points

Lovin' Happy Points have a shelf life of about 15 minutes (or however long your nap lasts), so that needs to be factored in as well.

Now, you have to calculate the other side of the equation.

Y still equals $500
You get Y amount of truck mods.
Male Happy Points = 2500
Female Happy Points = -2500 ( just because )

Now, due to the fact that the Happy Points count is dead even, you lose. You are happy, she is not, and she will now not wash any of your underwear and will continually burn you dinner. Not because you did anything wrong, it's just because you didn't do anything right. Negative Female Happy Points have a shelf life of about 14.5 years.

14.5 x Y = $7250

Don't forget to include inflation rates for the foreseeable future. Also, your yearly budget for McDonald's will need to be increased by 25% to make up for the burnt dinners, and 30 pairs of new shorts each month is gonna run you about $75 - $100.

Real life is not "The Matrix" and there is no balance to the equation. The best thing to do is simply save up $1000, let her spend $500 on whatever it is that makes her happy and trade in your happy points for some, um, lovin'. Then spend the remaining $500 on whatever makes you happy, then make sure she never finds out about it.

 

ROFLMAO !!!

 

You did the right thing. Order your X-cal2 from Troyer now and by the time you save another $500 your tunes will be done. I ordered mine last Thursday and he told me its 10-12 weeks, now throw in Thanksgiving and its a little longer.

 

That is why i am never getting married.

Here is one for yur enjoyment

 

Just yesterday I thought I was good at math. Now I feel dumber.

 

you can still order his tunes since you probably wont get them until around christmas anyways.....

 

Just order it now.

It's easier to ask for forgiveness then it is for permission.

 

^^^^ Hahaha thats true.

i would order it now and don't tell her till the week before you get them and say you can't get your money back so you HAVE to get them. OR you could say your truck is broken and needs gears to run properly or it will break down, its not like she even knows what gears are