religious joke....in honor of the religious thread
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religious joke....in honor of the religious thread
Four nuns were standing in line at the gates of heaven. Peter asks the
first if she has ever sinned. "Well, once I looked at a man's *****," she
said.
"Put some of this holy water on your eyes and you may enter heaven," Peter
told her.
Peter then asked the second nun if she had ever sinned. "Well, once I held
a man's *****," she replied.
"Put your hand in this holy water and you may enter heaven," he said.
Just then the fourth nun pushed ahead of the third nun. Peter asked her,
"Why did you push ahead in line?"
She said, "Because I want to gargle before she sits in it!"
first if she has ever sinned. "Well, once I looked at a man's *****," she
said.
"Put some of this holy water on your eyes and you may enter heaven," Peter
told her.
Peter then asked the second nun if she had ever sinned. "Well, once I held
a man's *****," she replied.
"Put your hand in this holy water and you may enter heaven," he said.
Just then the fourth nun pushed ahead of the third nun. Peter asked her,
"Why did you push ahead in line?"
She said, "Because I want to gargle before she sits in it!"
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From: Lost some where in the middle of the Ozark Mountains!
Originally Posted by Stealth
That thread is not about religion. 
maybe not your religion, but it is about several religions..... some orthodox and some non orthodox. Some mainstream and some non mainstream.
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Originally Posted by PSS-Mag
maybe not your religion, but it is about several religions..... some orthodox and some non orthodox. Some mainstream and some non mainstream.
Read the thread title. That's what it's about.
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From: Lost some where in the middle of the Ozark Mountains!
Originally Posted by Stealth
Here we go again.
Read the thread title. That's what it's about.
Read the thread title. That's what it's about.
This is GD it got derailed after the first post and become a religious discussion about religions.......
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From: Burleson, Texas
Originally Posted by CrAz3D
It certainly has a religious theme to it.
Gotta love threads that go off-topic in reply numero uno
Gotta love threads that go off-topic in reply numero uno
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From: Jacksonville, FL
Originally Posted by Stealth
You need more schooling.
Originally Posted by CrAz3D
I need more whiskey
Originally Posted by Stealth
That sounds better! I need another beer!
PS. I hate whiskey with a passion. But another beer, I'll... drink to that...