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Old Sep 20, 2007 | 02:18 AM
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I was in an elevator with John Edwards...

This morning I left my Hotel room at the Embassy Suites in Mcallen Tx. Yeah, I know very few of you have a clue where that is...Anywho, I get into the elevator, and there is John Edwards. I did not recognize him at first, but then realized who he was after vacating the elevator. I consider myself as somewhat of a smart ****. There alot of you out there who I consider to be HUGE smart *****! I am not bashing you, I love reading the comments.

My question is this, what comment would you have said to insult Mr. Edwards? Mind you, that he had two armed SS guys with him. I know I choked...and it hurts me deeply. I failed, I let an opportunity pass me by to bash a liberal. So lets hear it. If you happen to be a tree huggin fruit...don't bother replying. You'll just get a Dave bashin', and if PSS Mag or Stealth does'nt reply, I will be very dissapointed. These are 2 of my favorite smart *****!
 
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Old Sep 20, 2007 | 02:22 AM
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How are the teats?
 
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Old Sep 20, 2007 | 02:25 AM
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How are the teats?
please explain further...do not comprehend...I would love to laugh at that, but it zoomed over my head.
 
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Old Sep 20, 2007 | 02:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Shinesintx
please explain further...do not comprehend...I would love to laugh at that, but it zoomed over my head.
OMG! No wonder you couldn't say anything!

Teats. His wife has breast cancer. Duh. How smart *** could that question have been?

BTW, I couldn't type T I T S without spaces.
 

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Old Sep 20, 2007 | 02:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Shinesintx
please explain further...do not comprehend...I would love to laugh at that, but it zoomed over my head.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teat
 
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Old Sep 20, 2007 | 02:40 AM
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I think shine's as smart at daveg99.
 
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Old Sep 20, 2007 | 02:42 AM
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Thanks Scott...I know what a teat is or what teats are...just needed to know whose he was refering to. Are you still hittin on me?
 
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Old Sep 20, 2007 | 02:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Stealth
OMG! No wonder you couldn't say anything!

Teats. His wife has breast cancer. Duh. How smart *** could that question have been?

BTW, I couldn't type T I T S without spaces.
If I would have known that, I would have inquired as to what size he was a thinkin' of replacin' them with.
 
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Old Sep 20, 2007 | 02:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Shinesintx
Thanks Scott...I know what a teat is or what teats are...just needed to know whose he was refering to. Are you still hittin on me?
Man, you suck at comprehending ideal sarcasm.
 
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Old Sep 20, 2007 | 02:51 AM
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Man, you suck at comprehending ideal sarcasm.
Appearantly, you did not sense mine...
 
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Old Sep 20, 2007 | 02:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Shinesintx
Appearantly, you did not sense mine...
Oh well. My level of sarcasm is higher than most, hence the reason why I have to explain alot. I don't see you explaining anything.
 
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Old Sep 20, 2007 | 03:01 AM
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Oh well. My level of sarcasm is higher than most, hence the reason why I have to explain alot. I don't see you explaining anything.
Why then you dont you just switch, and change Stealth to Dennis Miller?
 
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Old Sep 20, 2007 | 03:04 AM
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Why then you dont you just switch, and change Stealth to Dennis Miller?
Uh, thanks?
 
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Old Sep 20, 2007 | 11:05 AM
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I think shine's as smart at daveg99.
Hey, hey, hey, not so fast. You cant judge someones intelligence by what they say in a GD section of a message board! I actually graduated highschool with honors and had over a 3.0 in college. My degree was Business Management of Information Systems.
 
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Old Sep 20, 2007 | 11:08 AM
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Hey, hey, hey, not so fast. You cant judge someones intelligence by what they say in a GD section of a message board! I actually graduated highschool with honors and had over a 3.0 in college. My degree was Business Management of Information Systems.
Whoop i doo. Look what it got you. Post ***** of GD section.
 
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