I have my money on drugs. And lots of them.

 

Protein overdose?

 

You would think she would be pretty healthy from all the man gravy on that biscuit!

 

So tell me sweetheart is there any tread left on the tires or is it more like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?

 

I'd be more worried about my health than the quality of the ride. Childbirth is a lot harder on it than promiscuity.

 

me either but ive got 8 inches she could play with

 

What? You're gonna give her a short ruler ?????

 

something tells me, she wouldn't even notice anything that small.........

 

prob not but it would be fun for me lol

 

 

Probably more like 3 inches of "terror". But, you gotta act like a big boy for all your internet friends right?

 

She told me give her nine inches and make it hurt! So, I did her three times and punched her in the mouth!

 

rules of thumb: When a guy boasts about himself to other guys...
First he is probably a little on the happy side..... Why else would a guy want any other guy(s) to know anything about his sausage......
Second, devide the boast in half......

 

I was just givin the guy a HARD time!!!! Maybe he should be modest and say "they may not call me big, but they always call me back"

You know what Jeff Foxworthy says about "it's not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean." He says "Yeah, but it takes a LONG time to get to England in a rowboat!"

 

Man, a night with her is probably like throwin a hot-dog down a hallway.
Or.
Droppin a worm in a bucket.