Poking your eardrum with a Q tip...
Why are some people so gung-ho on announcing their f-ups? It reminds me of the old Saturday Night Live Episodes with Billy Crystal---the ones like:
"Last night I took a whole Q-tip and pushed it way past my eardrum. I pulled it out and it was covered with blood and some other kind of fluid. I hate when that happens..."
Hey---you know, last night I took a circular saw and tried to trim my toe nails---just a little bloody---down a quart---I hate it when that happens...
Please, remember the old addage: Better to keep your mouth shut and have people think you are a fool rather than open it and remove all doubt.
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"Last night I took a whole Q-tip and pushed it way past my eardrum. I pulled it out and it was covered with blood and some other kind of fluid. I hate when that happens..."
Hey---you know, last night I took a circular saw and tried to trim my toe nails---just a little bloody---down a quart---I hate it when that happens...
Please, remember the old addage: Better to keep your mouth shut and have people think you are a fool rather than open it and remove all doubt.
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Originally Posted by Daveg99
I was at work, my ear was itching (as it still is), and the GD section was about as dead as a flattened armadillo on side of the higway.
Originally Posted by referee54
Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Let the entertainment begin! Absolutely, positively no cover charge!
Or better yet you can just watch me.
It's not always entertaining,
but you get what you pay for
and baby it's free!
-Jason Boland
Originally Posted by ian51279

Originally Posted by ThumperMX113
Did you get beat up when you were little?
Originally Posted by Daveg99
Actually I have never been beat up. I have been in some good fights and been hit pretty hard but never been beat up. I have always been bigger and stronger than most people my age. Well, until I played college football.




