Did France grow some le balon???
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Originally Posted by CrAz3D
It significantly matters, though, that France DID. Not that they should have.
We can't forget or beginnings otherwise we lose our bases for existence, we lose the meaning of America and what it stands for (or at least stood for, sometimes I wonder what it stands for anymore).
We can't forget or beginnings otherwise we lose our bases for existence, we lose the meaning of America and what it stands for (or at least stood for, sometimes I wonder what it stands for anymore).
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The French are sawed-off sissies who eat snails and slugs and cheese that smells like people's feet. Utter cowards who force their own children to drink wine, they gibber like baboons even when you try to speak to them in their own wimpy language.
Having to go to war without France is sort of like having to go deer hunting without an accordion.
What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of its national will fighting against Disney World and Big Macs than against the *****?
Paris is like a street walker, from a distance she seems ravishing, you can't wait until you have her in your arms. Five minutes later you feel empty, disgusted with yourself. You feel tricked.
FRENCH JOKES........
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Q. How do you say "Give me liberty or give me death!" in French?
A. I give up.
Q. How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?
A. Nobody knows. It's never been tried.
Q. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
A. The French Army.
Q. Why was the Chunnel built under the English Channel?
A. So the French government could to flee to London.
Q: Did you hear about the new French tanks?
A: They have 5 gears...4 in reverse, and one forward gear just in case they're attacked from behind!
Q: Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
A: Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
Q: Why do they have trees in Paris?
A: So the Germans can march in the shade instead of the sun
Q: Why is good to be French?
A: You can surrender at the beginning of the war, and US will win it for you.
Q: What is the first thing you are taught when joining the French army?
A: To say "I surrender" in German
Q: Why was Jesus not born in France?
A: Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
Q: Did you hear about France's new weapons contracts?
A: They gave one to Ace Hardware to produce 250,000 wood sticks...they are still looking for a company to produce 250,000 little white flags.
Q: Where are the brave French soldiers buried?
A: There aren't any so they had to bury some of ours on their so
Last edited by Daveg99; Sep 18, 2007 at 03:17 PM.
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Originally Posted by CrAz3D
Even so, we wouldn't have won with out their support. We'd all be under British rule and be living in a ridiculous nanny state.