Ok, ok - only slightly less crappy joke - lol
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Ok, ok - only slightly less crappy joke - lol
... This one's a little less subtle for all you creativity-challenged ****'s lol ...
Friendship vs Harleys
The chicken and the horse were best friends.
One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.
Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.
Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.
Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the the rope the chicken tossed to him.
After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!
Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer w as none the wiser when he returned.
The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals.
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his 'hangy-down thang' and he would then lift him out of the pit.
The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.
The moral of the story? (yep, you betcha, there IS a moral!)
" When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks!"
Friendship vs Harleys
The chicken and the horse were best friends.
One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.
Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.
Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.
Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the the rope the chicken tossed to him.
After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!
Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer w as none the wiser when he returned.
The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals.
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his 'hangy-down thang' and he would then lift him out of the pit.
The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.
The moral of the story? (yep, you betcha, there IS a moral!)
" When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks!"
Last edited by MGDfan; Sep 14, 2007 at 02:04 PM.
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Haha, come on MGD, your just not with it today
https://www.f150online.com/forums/sh...Pick+Up+Chicks
I hate it when people do what I just did....but I felt like givin ya *****
https://www.f150online.com/forums/sh...Pick+Up+Chicks
I hate it when people do what I just did....but I felt like givin ya *****
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Originally Posted by Bartak1
Haha, come on MGD, your just not with it today
https://www.f150online.com/forums/sh...Pick+Up+Chicks
I hate it when people do what I just did....but I felt like givin ya *****
https://www.f150online.com/forums/sh...Pick+Up+Chicks
I hate it when people do what I just did....but I felt like givin ya *****
Nah - I just tell everyone else to use Search - never use dat chit myself LOL!
Thanks - I AM off my feed
I'll keep trying - but it looks like at least one or two never saw it before - works for me!
And it ain't my fault ya don't know what an 'assho' is lol! [Hint: You gotta git yer head into the dialect of Dr. ****]
bubba
Last edited by MGDfan; Sep 14, 2007 at 03:19 PM.
