A woman asks her husband, "Would you like some bacon and eggs? A slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?" He declines.
"Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunchtime she asked him if he would like something. "A bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?" He declines.
"The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."

Came dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat.
"Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?" He declines again. "No,"

he says, "it's got to be the Viagra....I'm still not hungry."


Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."

 

he he he

I got one of those pills stuck in my throat. I had a stiff neck for hours.

 

....and the ads say if the effects last for more than 4 hours call a doctor. Let me tell you, if it lasts more than four hours I ain't callin' the Doc. I'm takin' pictures ... makin vids .... callin' everyone I know to come see !!!

 

haha good one

 

LMAO

Im sure everyone will rush to see it too, HA.

*ring* *ring* "Hey Tom, I have a RAGING boner, come check it out!"

"..........................click"