Ask her if she F#*#s. If she say no! Ask her if she could lay down while you have one. Doh!

 

lol

 

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

I"ll take you over my hand any day!

I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head tonight?

Wanna have sex with me? No? Okay, rape it is!

I don't know anything about seduction, I'm just trying to get your pants off.

 

LMAO
Now I shot coke all over the keyboard! Thanks MAG

 

I like that one.

 

Go to a bar at 2am stand on a chair and yell " who wants to go home with me? ".




**** pick your bar carefully,,,,, no baratones need reply......