"Nice ***.....git-n-tha truck"


Works like a champ.

 

well i now wat larry would say

 

tell her that her clothes would look good crumpled in the corner of my bedroom floor in the morning.......didnt work for me.....

my greatest pickup line...."hey, I think you're cute...would you meet me at (such and such) friday night"

 

I use In like Flint all the time. Not as an icebreaker, but just because I am old.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_Like_Flint


Try this though, drop you pants and go " helicopter helicopter "

Sled...

 

That will work....

It doesnt matter what you say, how you say it is waaay more important and that it's not a trained and practiced, cheesy, rehersed, pick up line!


My recipe, 2 compliiments (first is uncommon second is common), 1 minor insult, another compliment followed by a joke.

 

 

Yo fat girl, come here! Are you tickelish?

 

ever try.... I dont know.... "HI!" ????
That works alot of times.

 

Look her i nteh eye and say: I'd like to shake your daddy's hand....
(then while staring at her hootie-cans say.....)
I'd thank him for bringing those into this country, it will be a damn pleasure serving them! (then salute them)

(Rodney Carrington is a god!)

 

Hmm. The dumbest thing I've heard all day is some "dixie boy" asking what good "ice breakers" are on F150Online. How about trying to just talk to them? Ask questions. Women like to talk, they want someone to listen. .

 

yea the candy trick only works until they get so old......

 

Lmao

Okay that was taken a little too far...

 

 

"Lorraine, my density has brought me to you."

 

"hey sexy! your giving off that vibe, if you know what i mean. do you want to go to a hotel and blow off some steam?"


(60% of the time, it works everytime)