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Old Aug 26, 2007 | 06:50 PM
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Walmart Healthcare Services (Humor)

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor."

"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong, and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars... A lot cheaper than seeing a doctor."

So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.

Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:

"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @
Wal-Mart."

That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.

Joe then hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.

The computer prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better!

Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart
 
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Old Aug 26, 2007 | 09:42 PM
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Bahahahahaha...}

Walmart is great.
 
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Old Aug 28, 2007 | 12:42 AM
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Old Aug 28, 2007 | 11:16 AM
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Old Aug 28, 2007 | 11:28 AM
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I have a new "favorite joke".
 
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Old Aug 28, 2007 | 11:44 AM
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A lot better than Jamzwayne's joke!
 
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Old Aug 28, 2007 | 08:38 PM
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Old Aug 29, 2007 | 01:56 PM
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A lot better than Jamzwayne's joke!

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