Who Should He Marry?
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Who Should He Marry?
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future bec ause she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
Then, he married the one with the biggest *****.
The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future bec ause she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
Then, he married the one with the biggest *****.
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Originally Posted by JBMX928
i didnt say i didnt like big knockers, but that joke just plain sucked 
Oh, I know..I was agreeing that it sucked, then added my 2 worthless cents.
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Well it made me laugh a little.
I need to start doing that. Tell people that their posts suck. Yeah, that would make this place much more friendlier.
I need to start doing that. Tell people that their posts suck. Yeah, that would make this place much more friendlier.
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Originally Posted by lovetrucks
Well it made me laugh a little.
I need to start doing that. Tell people that their posts suck. Yeah, that would make this place much more friendlier.
I need to start doing that. Tell people that their posts suck. Yeah, that would make this place much more friendlier.
Sounds good to me.
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Originally Posted by jamzwayne
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Not all men like big ( . Y . ) 's
I am one of those guys.
Not all men like big ( . Y . ) 's
I am one of those guys.
Biggunz are only good to about the age of 25; but, by then it's time trade her in on a newer model anyway.
