This proves that love and romance still abound and
that most men are quite romantic! (or something like that)


A rich man and a poor man were discussing what they
gave their wives for their anniversary.

The rich man says, "I bought my wife a diamond
necklace and a Mercedes Benz.

Poor man asks, "Why did you buy her two gifts?"

The rich man replies, "Well, in case she doesn't like
the diamond necklace, she can drive her
Mercedes Benz to take it back."

The poor man acknowledges the rich mans answer then
proceeds to tell him what he got his wife.

"I got my wife a pair of flip flops and a *****."

With a confused and intrigued look, the rich man asks,
"Why did you buy her those gifts?!"

The poor man replies, "Well, in case she doesn't like
the flip flops, she can go f#&K herself."

 

HAHAHAHAAHAAA

 

genius