Sunday afternoon Popsicle.....
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From: Your moms house
Sunday afternoon Popsicle.....
The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with
their 8 year old in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony
with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.
"There's a car being towed from the parking lot", he shouted.
A few moments passed... "An ambulance just drove by"
A few moments later, "Looks like the Anderson's have company", he
called out.
"Matt's riding a new bike.....COOL"
A few moments later, "Looks like the Sanders are moving".
"Jason is on his skate board...."
A few more moments, "Ah HA, The Coopers are having sex."
Startled, his Mother and Dad shot up in bed! Dad cautiously called
out, "How do you know they are having sex?"
"Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle too."
their 8 year old in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony
with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.
"There's a car being towed from the parking lot", he shouted.
A few moments passed... "An ambulance just drove by"
A few moments later, "Looks like the Anderson's have company", he
called out.
"Matt's riding a new bike.....COOL"
A few moments later, "Looks like the Sanders are moving".
"Jason is on his skate board...."
A few more moments, "Ah HA, The Coopers are having sex."
Startled, his Mother and Dad shot up in bed! Dad cautiously called
out, "How do you know they are having sex?"
"Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle too."
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From: Your moms house
Originally Posted by UrbanCowboy
I really wish you would not have posted this. I could never figure out why my ex-girlfriend kept sending me out on the porch when I had those things. 
LMAO
Amazing what truth one can find on this forum.
