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Old Aug 1, 2007 | 08:37 AM
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Seriously Jamz ! why...

Why do i get home yesterday to find someone dropped a refrigerator on the street directly in front of my house? Was that you? Did you order a refrigerator on the internet to be sent by air which apparently fell off the plane and landed on the street in front of my house? I know it was you...
 
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Old Aug 1, 2007 | 08:58 AM
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Um... RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!

That's kinda like finding a black rose, or a voodoo doll, or any other on your step... It means Professor J.Z. Wayne is coming, and he's bringing Hell with him...
 
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Old Aug 1, 2007 | 09:06 AM
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Why do i get home yesterday to find someone dropped a refrigerator on the street directly in front of my house? Was that you? Did you order a refrigerator on the internet to be sent by air which apparently fell off the plane and landed on the street in front of my house? I know it was you...

It's a gift?

I was wondering where that ****** is. I just tracked it on Fedex and they say it's "in route".
 
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Old Aug 1, 2007 | 09:09 AM
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Well, he also better bring some friends to move that broken piece of crap from the curb where i left it so the owner can re-claim it. I think it's actually one of my neighbors thats moving. I saw a few moving vans yesterday and maybe it fell off the truck.
 
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Old Aug 1, 2007 | 09:45 AM
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That's the bad thing about owning some land on a dirt road that used to be in the middle of no where but now there are putting in trailers like crazy. No more farm land. Anyhow, for some reason, people can't drive 2 miles to the county dump, they leave all their crap on our land. I haul couches, stoves, appliances of all sorts, and garbage off on a regular basis.
Better not leave your name in the trash though, I wil write you a $1000 fine for littering!
 
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Old Aug 1, 2007 | 09:55 AM
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It's just funnier because i live in a gated community and you just dont see this every day.

I figure if no one picks it up by the time i get home from work ill dump the sum bich myself.
 
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Old Aug 1, 2007 | 10:47 AM
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I cant wait to get out of town....

I like privacy, and in town...that doesn't exist.
 
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Old Aug 1, 2007 | 10:49 AM
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Originally Posted by jamzwayne
I cant wait to get out of town....

I like privacy, and in town...that doesn't exist.
Well, yeah, and especially when you are the local *** clown!
 
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Old Aug 1, 2007 | 10:52 AM
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Well, yeah, and especially when you are the local *** clown!

Man.

You're reaching today.
 
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Old Aug 1, 2007 | 10:54 AM
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Man.

You're reaching today.
You know you are famous in the little city of Athens!
 
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Old Aug 1, 2007 | 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted by jamzwayne
I cant wait to get out of town....

I like privacy, and in town...that doesn't exist.
I can see it now...



"Drop yer fridge?", "nah Jamzwayne moved outchere"... "Herez ya sign"
 
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Old Aug 1, 2007 | 11:56 AM
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I can see it now...



"Drop yer fridge?", "nah Jamzwayne moved outchere"... "Herez ya sign"

bee-hotch.
 
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Old Aug 1, 2007 | 12:23 PM
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fridge bowling is sweeping the nation
 
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Old Aug 1, 2007 | 01:39 PM
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bee-hotch.
Here I thought we were efreinds, and then you go and call me a name like that...
 
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Old Aug 1, 2007 | 01:40 PM
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Here I thought we were efreinds, and then you go and call me a name like that...

alright...if we're efriends, WTH is my blue mountain eCard?
 
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