Late one foggy night, a Chevy guy and a Ford dude collide head-on while driving across a bridge. Fortunately, both are unhurt, but their trucks are pretty banged up.
the Ford guy says... "we should put away our differences and live as friends instead of rivals."
"You're right," says Heavy Chevy. He pops open the trunk and takes out a bottle of bourbon. "Let's toast our new found friendship."
Ford guy takes a big swig and hands back the bottle, "Your turn!"
"Nah," says Heavy Chevy, tossing the bottle into the river. "I think I'll just wait for the police to show up."

 

I like it this way better...

a funny

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Late one foggy night, a Ford guy and a chevy dude collide head-on while driving across a bridge. Fortunately, both are unhurt, but their trucks are pretty banged up.
the gay chevy guy says... "we should put away our differences and live as friends instead of rivals."
"You're right," says the Ford Man. He pops open the trunk and takes out a bottle of bourbon. "Let's toast our new found friendship."
chevy guy takes a big swig and hands back the bottle, "Your turn!"
"Nah," says the Ford Man, tossing the bottle into the river. "I think I'll just wait for the police to show up."
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Wait how can you pop open the trunk on a truck!? What a wierd truck you have "Heavy Chevy"

 

I like it this way better...

a funny

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Late one foggy night, a Ford guy and a chevy dude collide head-on while driving across a bridge. Fortunately, both are unhurt, but their trucks are pretty banged up.
Raoul comes running onto the bridge and says... "You two should put away your differences and live as friends instead of rivals and we should all party."
"You're right," they both snicker. Ford Man pops open the trunk and takes out a bag of weed. Chevy Man pops open his trunk and takes out a bottle of bourbon. "Let's do this!" they shout and hand Raoul the bag and bottle. An hour later Raoul holds out the nearly empty bag and bottle.
"Yer turn dubbes."
"Nah," they says. "We think We'll just wait for the police to show up."

"I am the police" says roual, "and your both under arrest for owning pickup trucks with trunks.".

 

HAHAHAHAHA I needed a good laugh! Thanks...

 

obviously I miss edited it. Sorry, I was drivin the expy all day, so I'm a little discombobulated from the leaking oil scent

 

Must have been a Honda guy with a Ridgeline... if you wanna call that a truck... The guy at O'Reilly's called our Element a truck... I couldn't help but laugh when he said it... He kinda laughed too... "But that's what it says in our computer"...

 

ooo i get it the chevy guy was driven an avalanche... but its still not right cause he called it a "truck" an avalanche is just a hunk of crap wraped in plastic...

 

Late one foggy night, a Ford guy and a Chevy dude collide head-on while driving across a bridge. Fortunately, both are unhurt, but the Chevy was totaled, and the Ford had a serious scratch in the painted front bumper.

The Ford dude was so pissed about the scratch, he beat the Chevy dude to death, tossed the corpse in the river, and then since his bumper was scratched anyway, went ahead and pushed the totaled Chevy off of the bridge and out of his way.

The end.

 

While that is a nice story.....I don't think Jamz's little V6 could push anything off a bridge, let alone a Chevy.

 

It must have been an Chevy SSR they have a trunk.

 

Late one foggy night, a Ford man and a Chevy man collide head-on while driving across a bridge. Fortunately, both are unhurt, but their trucks are mildly banged up.
The Chevy man says "well could have been worse".
and the Ford man replies " Yeah we could have been driving a Tundra".
The End.

 

ROFL!!!! Tundra!