Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, '"Mabel, do you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?"

Mabel answered, "I have a suppository in my ear?"

She pulled it out and stared at it. Then she said, "Ethel, I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where to find my hearing aid."

 

Since jamzy wants to talk about old women......

There was this woman who would go for a jog every morning and would always pass in front of a retirement center. This one morning she noticed a group of old women sitting out on the lawn naked. She decided to go ask the management what was going on. They replied, "those are retired prostitutes and they're having a yard sale."