Blond and Beautiful? What Really Makes a 'Trophy Wife'?
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From: Motor City
Originally Posted by wild-mtn-rose
It implies that the man married her simply for eye candy to hang on his arm, nothing more. Hence, a trophy, like he bagged the buck with the largest pair of antlers or caught the biggest fish. He bagged a sexy young thing to show off in public.
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From: Somewhere near the back of beyond
Originally Posted by dzervit
Ok, I'll bite... why else are you supposed to marry chick?
What the heck, I have to do it
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From: Somewhere near the back of beyond
Originally Posted by dzervit
Roooowwr!! Use me and abuse me baby!!!
Now make me a sammach!
Now make me a sammach!
I would but I'm afraid you'd like it just way to much!
Now go make your own #^%&*@! sammach, I ain't nobodies trophy!!
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From: Sactown
Originally Posted by wild-mtn-rose
Now go make your own #^%&*@! sammach, I ain't nobodies trophy!!
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From: Somewhere near the back of beyond
Originally Posted by Racerchick68
Now I've the image of Rose's head bobbing side to side with one hand on her waist and the other with her index finger swinging left and right. HA HA HA
Originally Posted by dzervit
Just the fact you said you would... that's hot. 
Oh pulease!
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From: Lost some where in the middle of the Ozark Mountains!
Tophy wife is directly related to the looks and wealth of the man.
They dont have to be pretty to be a trophy wife, you just have to marry someone uglier and or richer than them.
The fact that I could do better means she is not a trophy for me.
The fact that she could also do better, means I am not a trophy for her.
So it's a a utilitarion relationship, mixed with equal parts of lust and love.
They dont have to be pretty to be a trophy wife, you just have to marry someone uglier and or richer than them.
The fact that I could do better means she is not a trophy for me.
The fact that she could also do better, means I am not a trophy for her.
So it's a a utilitarion relationship, mixed with equal parts of lust and love.
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From: North of Dallas, South of Frisco
Pretty much what UC said.
I won't go so far as to say the dude has to be ugly. But, any dude you see with a woman who is WAAAAAAAAAY too pretty (or sinfully curvaceous) to be with him, or both, that's a trophy wife. Any guy with a woman so pretty & fine, it makes you say, "How in the Hell did that happen?" You're probably looking at a trophy wife.
The pretty girl you married who can't cook, can't clean, won't cook, won't clean, doesn't like kids, and if she has them- the nanny takes care of them on your dime- but, she appears with you in public places (movie, stores, etc..), and drives the benz you bought for her- that's a trophy wife.
A pretty woman who brings nothing or adds no value to the relationship, aside from stunning good looks, and a body made for sin.
A broke Paris Hilton or Halle Berry on a wealthy man's arm would be what I picture as a true trophy wife.
See, I won her at the fair last year. She won't let me touch her, but- she sure is pretty...
I won't go so far as to say the dude has to be ugly. But, any dude you see with a woman who is WAAAAAAAAAY too pretty (or sinfully curvaceous) to be with him, or both, that's a trophy wife. Any guy with a woman so pretty & fine, it makes you say, "How in the Hell did that happen?" You're probably looking at a trophy wife.
The pretty girl you married who can't cook, can't clean, won't cook, won't clean, doesn't like kids, and if she has them- the nanny takes care of them on your dime- but, she appears with you in public places (movie, stores, etc..), and drives the benz you bought for her- that's a trophy wife.
A pretty woman who brings nothing or adds no value to the relationship, aside from stunning good looks, and a body made for sin.
A broke Paris Hilton or Halle Berry on a wealthy man's arm would be what I picture as a true trophy wife.
See, I won her at the fair last year. She won't let me touch her, but- she sure is pretty...
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Originally Posted by Racerchick68
Now I've the image of Rose's head bobbing up and down with one hand on his waist and the other with her index finger some place it shouldn't be . HA HA HA
now that is a trophy to hold onto
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Official Trophy Wife Rules:
1. A trophy wife must have a rack and hind-quarters that are greater than 36" in diameter.
2. A trophy wife's weight must not exceed 120 lbs at the time of weigh-in. We'll let one or two pounds slide due to reasons of nature.
3. A trophy wife's hair must be brunette, red/auburn, or black. Blonde's are Albino's. Albino's are a protected species.
4.If you are caught with an Albino trophy wife, you will be sentenced to three weeks of trophy wife school in which you will learn how to properly "handle" your Albino trophy wife.
5. All trophy wives must be tagged after the the capture, and a picture of you and your trophy wife must be taken as proof of documentation.
2. A trophy wife's weight must not exceed 120 lbs at the time of weigh-in. We'll let one or two pounds slide due to reasons of nature.
3. A trophy wife's hair must be brunette, red/auburn, or black. Blonde's are Albino's. Albino's are a protected species.
4.If you are caught with an Albino trophy wife, you will be sentenced to three weeks of trophy wife school in which you will learn how to properly "handle" your Albino trophy wife.
5. All trophy wives must be tagged after the the capture, and a picture of you and your trophy wife must be taken as proof of documentation.
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Originally Posted by CrAz3D
agreed.
Now, a perfect woman...thats different
A perfect woman needs good shapes. Not too big but not too small. Good child bearing hips, I like a girl that looks like she knows what food is, but knows when to stop. As far as breasteses, a handful up to?
Nice, modest, quicky humor, and can cook a variety of things. If she cant cook she better be DERN good lookin cause I cant cook TOO awesomely
Now, a perfect woman...thats different
A perfect woman needs good shapes. Not too big but not too small. Good child bearing hips, I like a girl that looks like she knows what food is, but knows when to stop. As far as breasteses, a handful up to?
Nice, modest, quicky humor, and can cook a variety of things. If she cant cook she better be DERN good lookin cause I cant cook TOO awesomely