*Important Rules For Men*
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*Important Rules For Men*
I just got this in an email and thought it was funny. It could be a repost...I don't know...I didn't search 
The shame... :o
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1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women don't know each other.
The shame... :o
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1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women don't know each other.
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I missed it, but it is funny.
My wife is away this week. My kids have eaten McDonalds and I've been subsisting on Gatorade, cheese crackers, and honey nut cheerios.
I need to borrow a cooking woman....
My wife is away this week. My kids have eaten McDonalds and I've been subsisting on Gatorade, cheese crackers, and honey nut cheerios.
I need to borrow a cooking woman....
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Originally Posted by vader716
I missed it, but it is funny.
My wife is away this week. My kids have eaten McDonalds and I've been subsisting on Gatorade, cheese crackers, and honey nut cheerios.
I need to borrow a cooking woman....
My wife is away this week. My kids have eaten McDonalds and I've been subsisting on Gatorade, cheese crackers, and honey nut cheerios.
I need to borrow a cooking woman....
I'll warn you though, your house is not likely to ever be the same after they visit!
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Originally Posted by vader716
I missed it, but it is funny.
My wife is away this week. My kids have eaten McDonalds and I've been subsisting on Gatorade, cheese crackers, and honey nut cheerios.
I need to borrow a cooking woman....
My wife is away this week. My kids have eaten McDonalds and I've been subsisting on Gatorade, cheese crackers, and honey nut cheerios.
I need to borrow a cooking woman....
I'm sure your wife has a cookbook or two, drag one out and go for it. It's not hard to cook, just follow the directions in the recipe. OH WAIT!! I forgot!! Men never even read the directions, let alone follow them!!
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Originally Posted by wild-mtn-rose
I'm sure your wife has a cookbook or two, drag one out and go for it. It's not hard to cook, just follow the directions in the recipe. OH WAIT!! I forgot!! Men never even read the directions, let alone follow them!!
Put every bean you can get your hands on it a pot.... add 5 lbs of strained scrambeled hamburger or other meat.... now grab every hot spice you can find in the cupard and dump half the jar in. Go ot sote and hand select the hottest peper of choice y oucan find.... drop in about 5-10 of those..... cover and let simmer for 24 hours.
mmmm mmmm
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Originally Posted by PSS-Mag
Seceret Chili recipe:
Put every bean you can get your hands on it a pot.... add 5 lbs of strained scrambeled hamburger or other meat.... now grab every hot spice you can find in the cupard and dump half the jar in. Go ot sote and hand select the hottest peper of choice y oucan find.... drop in about 5-10 of those..... cover and let simmer for 24 hours.
mmmm mmmm
Put every bean you can get your hands on it a pot.... add 5 lbs of strained scrambeled hamburger or other meat.... now grab every hot spice you can find in the cupard and dump half the jar in. Go ot sote and hand select the hottest peper of choice y oucan find.... drop in about 5-10 of those..... cover and let simmer for 24 hours.
mmmm mmmm
That sounds lethal, very odorous, and probably somewhat painful in more ways than one! Remind me never to come visit you while your wife is out of town!!
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Originally Posted by vader716
No way Matt. I've got two of my own I'm dealing with. If they weren't around I would just get #4 and to heck with #1.
they have this thing called maid service, I make my own money, I dont mind restruants... internet **** and one handed shuffel is the only thing that gets old......
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Originally Posted by wild-mtn-rose
That sounds lethal, very odorous, and probably somewhat painful in more ways than one! Remind me never to come visit you while your wife is out of town!!
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Originally Posted by PSS-Mag
To heck with #2 & #3 too!!!
they have this thing called maid service, I make my own money, I dont mind restruants... internet **** and one handed shuffel is the only thing that gets old......
they have this thing called maid service, I make my own money, I dont mind restruants... internet **** and one handed shuffel is the only thing that gets old......
Men...sheesh
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Originally Posted by PSS-Mag
you'd be #4, we'd order in.......