This is another one titled "Where is Jacobson's":

Begin = 10:25 AM
- Hi, how are you?
- I imagine so, it’s supposed to be in the high 80’s today.
- Is that going to get enough sun with those trees?
- Right…yeah…what’s she doing out in the yard?
- So, where do you want to eat? Mimi’s? It’s still early. It’s only 10:30.
- Yup. I don’t know how much sun it will get once the trees fill in.
- The girls’ room? Hum.
- Yeah….yeah…yeah….
- I was just calling to see how ya’ll were doin’.
- Give me a call before 11:30. Yeah.
- It looked pretty busy the other day. If ya’ll got there about 11:30 that would be good.
- Ya’ll got a table and got settled and then I could meet you shortly thereafter.
- Okay, so where are we going to eat today? Moe’s?
- I understand. I was only half serious.
- Lilly would have been very disappointed. This is the time to do it.
- Whatever. Yeah….sounds like a plan.
- Did Kohl’s have decent clothes? It might be expensive but you know where you could get them? I think there’s still a Jacobson’s in Longwood.
- I am not sure where it is. Let me look online.
- They would be the nicest.
- There is a Jacobson’s in Winter Park. It says they are opening back on Park Avenue. They closed 2 years ago. Or 1.5 years ago.
- This site is specifically for the Winter Park store. Let me keep looking.
- No it’s not, love. You know where Park Avenue is, right?
- That’s called Orlando Ave. Park Avenue is downtown winter Park where all the shops are not where Winter Park Village is.
- That might be a good place to go. Do you want to go now?
- This says it is only open mon-thur 10-6. That’s odd. It looks high-brow.
- The winter Park one is the only one. I did a Google search. It is Jacobsons.com. It’s spelled with an O.
- The Winter Park one is still showing up on the map so it should be there. It is the only one showing up for Orlando.
- Apparently, the other one closed.
- East Colonial Drive, Altamonte Springs. It appears that…this is showing it up on 434. (talking about a different store)
- Turn right from 436 and it is on the right before the bend. There are a bunch of shops in there. That’s probably where it is. The other one is probably in Fashion Square.
- Oh, there’s one in Casselberry, too. North Howell Branch Road. Across the street is Smokey Bones. That’s where it’s showing it.
- Okay. Do you think you are doing it tonight? Is she up for it?
- No, you need to go shopping.
- Alrighty, um….yeah Thursday will be busy.
- Okay. Sounds like a plan. I’ll talk to you later then.
End = 10:47 AM

 

OMG Blue I am DYING!

 

Here are a couple more for the road. It's titled "Quitting Ballet" (he has two daughters, he was talking to his 6 year old here)

Begin = 1:20 PM
- Put her on the phone
- Tell her if I have to come home there will be trouble.
- Penny, what’s this I hear about you? You are being disobedient. I will not have it. Listen to me. You will not be nasty. So, what’s that have to do with it? You don’t get to quit. Hey, that’s life, love. When we commit to do something, we see it through to the end. You told me you wanted to do ballet. You have 5 weeks left. It’s not negotiable.
- I got you signed up for something you wanted to do. I’m not going to waste my money. I also got you signed up for gymnastics.
- You have to tough it out and finish. It’s only an hour long class, love.
- This is not an option. Do you want to do gymnastics in the fall? If you don’t finish this one, I will not pay for another one again.
- You want to do what? Like who?
- Listen to me. In the fall you are set up to take a gymnastics class where you can be wild. If you don’t finish this then no gymnastics.
- If you don’t do this then you will not do the other.
- Don’t push me on this, girl. When 5 weeks are up you can be done.
- If you act nasty to Miss Tiffany then no gymnastics and maybe no swimming. We don’t quit.
- Well you can’t. Daddy can’t quit his job so you can’t quit yours.
- You begged me to sign you up. It’s not fun because you are making it not fun. Not everything is going to be fun all the time. This will help you get self-control and poise.
- Are you going to do it? Tell me you will do it. I don’t want a whiney voice. Please don’t go back on your word.
- (Talking to wifey) I told her that she is committed to doing it. Tell her I love her. Who were you
talking on the phone to for so long?
- Okay. Love ‘ya. Bye.
End = 1:30 PM

And the last one for now titled "Pre-ordering a Milkshake"
Begin = 10:41 AM
- Hello? Hey!
- I have no preferences.
- I can even do that.
- But then there always….not much more than…I mean…let’s see.
- Is it that time already?
- No, you don’t…
- Well, you are going to Dillard’s. Where’s that? In Altamonte?
- I go…I got…I got…free Moe’s. I got free Moe’s.
- Um, there’s there’s there’s….
- You’re going to the Dillard’s in Altamonte?
- Pretty much there’s…um
- Moe’s, the girls, it always packed. I don’t know if they have seating for 5. It get crowded and crazy at lunch time.
- That’s a little more expensive and she’s not a fan of it. How about Steak and Shake.
- Right. Order me a chocolate shake. Chocolate. Chocolate shake. A regular. I will be there as close to 1:30 as I can get.
- Alright. Love you, bye.
End = 10:45 AM

 

x2. wth is wrong with you

 

I work 7/7, which mean that I also have to live with the people I work with. I work with a guy who is epitome of bi polar. He is convinced the world is out to get him. He will sometimes lock himself in the bathroom screaming that Angelina Jolie is chasing him, and the whole time I am wondering why he is running if she is chasing him. At times when you try to help him out with something he will do the exact opposite believing that what you have showed him will get him in trouble. He does not understand how the pay scale works and dosent know how much he makes even. At least once a week he threatens to take us (there are 3 more of "us") into the parking lot so that he can prove to us that he is not a (slang for female parts). The first hitch he pulled with us, none of us slept. The next week, we all had locking doorknobs to install on our room doors.

 

That's not bipolar, it's paranoid schizophrenic.

 

Thanks for correcting that Kobi, I knew it was one of those.

 

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I used to sit in the cube next to him and he is half deaf so he talked really loud. It is really had to concentrate on anything else when you hear things like I typed above coming out of someone's mouth.

 

SUCK IT UP SOLDIER!!!

No one has your back but YOU!!

When the cat's away the mice will take long breaks, ingest some form of cheese, live large.

And come Monday it's all about, "YES SIR!"

Karma is it's own reward.

 

Did I mention that he Armor All'd the running boards??? And, since I was first in the truck yesterday AM, just after a small amount of rain, I damn near fell on my ***. When I got where I was going, the place was a dirt parking lot. I hate to say it, but, the truck got "dirty", with LOTS of help. Screw him and his detail job. I feel bad, the CO truck is an '01 F-150, Reg Cab long bed.

 

Hell, dont bother snitchin on the jerkoff. Just make his life hell, some of the retards Ive had to put up with were/are unbelievable. One slob who left food crumbs all over my desk when we had that shipment of escaped crickets. Well you can guess what that did, so I captured a bunch of the crickets and put them in the drawer with the gate keys

Also with proper timing I can have the runners show up to pick up the carts just as he is loading them, makes for some good entertainment when this moron is running back and forth trying his best not to mix the **** up then run back inside to get all the paperwork done and faxed off

And it does work, I only have one of the "special ones" still around

 

The bottom line is that work ethics are harder and harder to find. Sure everyone screws off a little more when the boss is gone the differance how much and for how long. I have had a wide age variety work for me and as a whole work ethics in younger people pretty much suck, on the other hand I've had some younger people work for me that were great. That's not to say I haven't had some people of age be lacking in this area also.This problem is not an age thing but a work ethics problem, folks have to take pride in them selves and doing their job. Do your job to the best of your ability and the boss will figure out who is not getting theirs done. I always do with the people who have worked for me. It's just a matter of time beleive me. Ok let the bashing begin.

 

If it is truly affecting the company's bottom line or making customers unhappy and you can keep your emotions out of it, then you might be able to say something.

If it is just that your jealous or just taking it personally leave it alone.

 

Stab him in the face with a soldering iron.