Alright, someone I used to work with is getting married two Saturdays from now. So the bride and a few people got together at someones house last night practicing/going over some dance things their going to do at the wedding. I got out of school early last night so I decided to stop over and watch since a buddy was over there too. The brides daughter was also there, she's a little younger than me and freakin awesome, ive never met her before. After watching everyone line dance or whatever it was, the buddy from work was swinging the daughter around (had a close call with the ceiling fan), picked her up and tossed her on me while I was sitting on the couch cause he knew I thought she was cute. Lets just say im not mad at him for doing that. So later we all go home and I get a text from Craig (buddy) saying that the bride told him her daughter said something to the effect of "he was hot" after I left. She told him, and he told me... apparently he wasnt supposed to say anything to me. So im like saweet. When I jumped online first thing this morning and I had a myspace friend request from her, I dunno how she found me but it was sent half an hour after I left. I havent heard anything back from her yet, I left a nice little comment. I guess they're all getting together again next Monday to do the same thing so I guess I'll go over since I wont have class. Craigs telling me to dance with her at the wedding which would be all fine and dandy 'cept I dont know the FIRST FREAKIN THING about dancing!! !! And I mean nothing!! Ahhhhhhh....
And what sucks the most is.... her and her family are moving to Florida next month!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
figures.

Comments? Suggestions?

 

I can't read that many words put together at once. Give me a week or so.

 

I find it astounding how many pre-pubescent kids we have around here waiting for their ***** to drop. Just bang her as many times as you can before she takes her skank **** to Florida where she'll get railed more times than the Florida Gator football team does steroids.

Kids these days...

 

You only live once...and you ain't getting any younger. Talk to her and see where it goes. Get-er-done!

 

I think you have an issue with your O2 sensor...it's not gathering enough

 

Your post makes my head hurt...

What do you want to do?

Adrianspeeder

 

 

PSS-Mags Learn to dance class preview

1. Take her by the hand
2. with your other hand reach around her hips
3. Pull her close to you
4. Grind
5. lower your hand to her butt
6. Pull her closer to you
7. Grind Harder
8. Most important: Ignore everyone else. It's not thier dance and they are jealous it's you and not them.

For full class send 3 easy payments of $19.95 to PSS-Mags dance like a master and bag the chick with in 3 hours.

 

JT how old are you? I don't think that she'll choose you and Ohio over her family and Florida, sorry bud. Unless she's old enough to be on her own (20's or so). I can see if you had been talking to her for a long time and she felt something for you other than, "he was hott."

 

Lay some pipe for about a month, then move on.

 

Eh, im 20.
thx

 

thats the funniest thing I have read in a long time.

 

Make sure you insulate that pipe or she might come back wanting a paycheck!

 

Darn Skippy!!!

Words to live by:
When your feeling freaky, wrap your winky!

 

lol It rocks for me Just playing. Just see what happens with teh myspace comment and see how things progress from there. Eventualy you guys will meet up again. Theres no other feeling than meeting a pretty girl and finding out that she is interested in you.