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JTDEERE May 1, 2007 08:46 PM

Ok so there's this girl...
 
Alright, someone I used to work with is getting married two Saturdays from now. So the bride and a few people got together at someones house last night practicing/going over some dance things their going to do at the wedding. I got out of school early last night so I decided to stop over and watch since a buddy was over there too. The brides daughter was also there, she's a little younger than me and freakin awesome, ive never met her before. After watching everyone line dance or whatever it was, the buddy from work was swinging the daughter around (had a close call with the ceiling fan), picked her up and tossed her on me while I was sitting on the couch cause he knew I thought she was cute. Lets just say im not mad at him for doing that. So later we all go home and I get a text from Craig (buddy) saying that the bride told him her daughter said something to the effect of "he was hot" after I left. She told him, and he told me... apparently he wasnt supposed to say anything to me. So im like saweet. When I jumped online first thing this morning and I had a myspace friend request from her, I dunno how she found me but it was sent half an hour after I left. I havent heard anything back from her yet, I left a nice little comment. I guess they're all getting together again next Monday to do the same thing so I guess I'll go over since I wont have class. Craigs telling me to dance with her at the wedding which would be all fine and dandy 'cept I dont know the FIRST FREAKIN THING about dancing!!:help: !! And I mean nothing!! Ahhhhhhh....
And what sucks the most is.... her and her family are moving to Florida next month!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:( figures.

Comments? Suggestions?

Stealth May 1, 2007 08:48 PM

I can't read that many words put together at once. Give me a week or so.

dzervit May 1, 2007 08:56 PM

I find it astounding how many pre-pubescent kids we have around here waiting for their balls to drop. Just bang her as many times as you can before she takes her skank arse to Florida where she'll get railed more times than the Florida Gator football team does steroids.

Kids these days... :rolleyes:

TennBuzzard1 May 1, 2007 08:57 PM

You only live once...and you ain't getting any younger. Talk to her and see where it goes. Get-er-done!

Dave68iou1 May 1, 2007 09:14 PM

I think you have an issue with your O2 sensor...it's not gathering enough

adrianspeeder May 1, 2007 09:32 PM

Your post makes my head hurt...

What do you want to do?

Adrianspeeder

NHSP-06 May 1, 2007 09:39 PM


Originally Posted by dzervit
I find it astounding how many pre-pubescent kids we have around here waiting for their balls to drop. Just bang her as many times as you can before she takes her skank arse to Florida where she'll get railed more times than the Florida Gator football team does steroids.

Kids these days... :rolleyes:

:devil:

PSS-Mag May 1, 2007 09:41 PM

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SlammaJamma May 1, 2007 09:42 PM

JT how old are you? I don't think that she'll choose you and Ohio over her family and Florida, sorry bud. Unless she's old enough to be on her own (20's or so). I can see if you had been talking to her for a long time and she felt something for you other than, "he was hott."

04 RED LARIAT May 1, 2007 09:55 PM

Comments? Suggestions?
 
Lay some pipe for about a month, then move on.:thumbsup:

JTDEERE May 1, 2007 10:12 PM


Originally Posted by SlammaJamma
JT how old are you? I don't think that she'll choose you and Ohio over her family and Florida, sorry bud. Unless she's old enough to be on her own (20's or so). I can see if you had been talking to her for a long time and she felt something for you other than, "he was hott."

Eh, im 20.

Originally Posted by 04 RED LARIAT
Lay some pipe for about a month, then move on.:thumbsup:

:thumbsup: thx

countyboy04 May 1, 2007 10:14 PM


Originally Posted by dzervit
I find it astounding how many pre-pubescent kids we have around here waiting for their balls to drop. Just bang her as many times as you can before she takes her skank arse to Florida where she'll get railed more times than the Florida Gator football team does steroids.

Kids these days... :rolleyes:

thats the funniest thing I have read in a long time.:thumbsup:

1fast4.6 May 1, 2007 10:15 PM

Make sure you insulate that pipe or she might come back wanting a paycheck!

PSS-Mag May 1, 2007 10:19 PM


Originally Posted by 1fast4.6
Make sure you insulate that pipe or she might come back wanting a paycheck!

Darn Skippy!!!

Words to live by:
When your feeling freaky, wrap your winky!

nuclearthreat54 May 1, 2007 10:27 PM

lol It rocks for me ;) Just playing. Just see what happens with teh myspace comment and see how things progress from there. Eventualy you guys will meet up again. Theres no other feeling than meeting a pretty girl and finding out that she is interested in you.


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