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Old Apr 25, 2007 | 08:41 AM
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Day With A Positive Outlook

1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it "Hillary Rodham Clinton"

3. Send it to the trash.

4. Empty the trash.

5. Your PC will ask you, "Do you really want to get rid of
"Hillary Rodham
Clinton?"

6. Firmly Click "Yes."

7. Now, feel better.



PS:
Next week we'll do Congresswoman, Nancy Pelosi, California, 8th District.
 
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Old Apr 25, 2007 | 08:55 AM
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I don't even have the motivation to do that... I so lack motivation to do ANYTHING today.
 
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Old Apr 25, 2007 | 08:56 AM
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Originally Posted by RockPick
I don't even have the motivation to do that... I so lack motivation to do ANYTHING today.
I'm glad I'm not the only one.
 
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Old Apr 25, 2007 | 09:02 AM
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I'm just sitting here thinking about EVERYTHING that I'd rather be doing than sitting at my desk running Aloha modeling for the place that makes ALL of the McDonald's CiniMelts east of the Mississippi River (talk about a place that smells wonderful - it's like a Cinibon 24/7/365)
 
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Old Apr 25, 2007 | 09:51 AM
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Originally Posted by RockPick
I'm just sitting here thinking about EVERYTHING that I'd rather be doing than sitting at my desk running Aloha modeling for the place that makes ALL of the McDonald's CiniMelts east of the Mississippi River (talk about a place that smells wonderful - it's like a Cinibon 24/7/365)

What kind of haz-mat plume would be generated from a place that makes the CiniMelts????


A very good smelling one


Jamzy- those of us that live in upstate NY would love to get rid of her as one of our Senators.
 

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Old Apr 25, 2007 | 10:16 AM
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Rosie gone from the View. For Real. Now just to get rid of some others.

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/...3077493&page=1


Hope that makes your day more positive. It did mine.
 
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Old Apr 25, 2007 | 10:17 AM
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Old Apr 25, 2007 | 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted by kobiashi
As Oddball would say, stop the negative vibes.
 
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Old Apr 25, 2007 | 11:17 AM
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What kind of haz-mat plume would be generated from a place that makes the CiniMelts????
Ammonia for refrigeration.
 
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Old Apr 25, 2007 | 03:02 PM
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Ahhhhhhh... I forgot about the ammonia.
 
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Old Apr 25, 2007 | 03:24 PM
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WHAT A BUNCH OF LAZY PANZIES!



You guys make me sick! Get back to work now or I'll make you come in on ahhhh…Saturday and ahhhh…Sunday. Because yeahhhhh, we had some downsizing and had to let a few people go. Nowwwww…we're a little bit behind and need you to catch us up. (sorry, needed an office space reference)

RP,

This site may be perfect for your right now, and for a few others here today as well. It's actually quite funny.
http://www.despair.com/


I've been to the dentist, changed a corporate cell phone plan, finished budgeting for two different clients, reviewed three different corporate org charts, wrote two engagement letters, read through the 04-Present forum on F150online and got disappointed that it's been 4 months without a good thread, eaten lunch, updated three audit teams with work to do for the summer, and now I'm picking on you guys!

Talk about a busy day, and it's only 2:30 CT! I feel motivated! Oh yeah, and it feels good. I might even run around the office and give everyone high fives....right after I walk up behind each one of you while you're at your desk, and kick you in the ***.

Duke



 

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