You really wanted to read about seeing corn twice. Gotcha!!

 

Though you meant Korn, the band!

 

me too.

 

WHo?

I was just bored...

 

Me too.

Come up with an interesting topic vader....please.

 

Do you want to see a picture of my wife's uterus? (She just had a hysterectomy.)

 

Cool, but I'll pass.

Thanks for the offer though.

 

No problem. They had to cut in 4 pieces though, so its really cool. We asked the surgeon to put it in a big glass jar so my daughter could take it to science fair, but he said there were laws prohibiting that.

I figured after the science fair, we would have sent it to Tom Cruise. I hear he likes to eat stuff like that.

 

I got some corn you can smell... Next time I cut the grass is next Sunday.

 

Yeah, that dude is a complete freak of nature.

 

@ CTC.

Dude.....what kind of grass do you have?

 

It has got to be some kind of freakish blend. I know my dogs **** wild style in the back yard, but even the front grass smells like god damn Jiffy-Pop.

 

Ill gladly come cut your yard if you cut mine. Get ready to mow 6 acres though.

 

I had a college buddy who lived in a townhouse. His backyard was a big field of corn. He bragged about stealing the farmers corn all the time. He ate corn on the kob, corn pudding, corn cakes - ate all kinds of stuff made from that corn. His **** was straight up corn, nothin else. (so he says). Couple of years later, I finally told him that it was field corn not sweet corn. Funny thing is, he was born and raised in the country and hunted all the time.

He graduated with a BS in leisure studies - go figure.

 

I have seen lots of corn in my days.