: An Old Irishman
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> A guy is 81 years old and loves to fish.
> He was sitting in his boat the other day when he
> heard a voice say,"Pick me up."
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> He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
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> He thought he was dreaming when he heard the
> voice say again, "Pick me up."
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> He looked in the water and there, floating on the
> top, was a frog.
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> The man said, "Are you talking to me?"
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> The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up.
> Then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful
> woman you have ever seen. I'll then give you more
> sexual pleasure that you ever could have dreamed
> of."
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> > The man looked at the frog for a short time,
> > reached over, Picked it up carefully, and placed
> > it in his front breast pocket.
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> > Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you
> > hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will give you
> > sexual pleasures like you have never had."
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> > He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
> > "Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."
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