What kind of poopie?

Do you feel like....

Ghost Poopie
The kind where you feel the Poopie come out, but there's no poopie in the toilet.

Clean Poopie
The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

Wet Poopie
The kind where you wipe your butt fifty times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't runie them with a stain.

Second Wave Poopie
The kind that happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize you have to poopie some more.

Turtle Poopie
The kind of poopie that pops out a little and goes back in a few times before it finallly comes out

Pop-a-Vein-in-your-Forehead-Poopie
The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

Lincoln Log Poopie
The kind of Poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the plunger.

Gas-sy Poopie
The kind where it's so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling!

Drinker Poopie
The kind of Poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

Corn Poopie
(Self explanatory)

Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poop Poopie
The kind where you want to Poopie, but all you do is it on the toilet and fart a few times.

Spinal Tap Poopie
That's the kind when it hurts so badly coming out, you swear it was leaving you sideways.

Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump)
The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get spashed with water.

Liquid Poopie
The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots you of your butt and spashes all over the toilet bowl.

Mexican Poopie
The kind that smells so bad your nose burns.

Upper Class Poopie
The kind of Poopie that doesn't smell.

The Suprise Poopie (AKA Sharting)
You are not even at the toilet, because you are sure you are about to fart, but, OOPS---a Poopie!

The Dangling Poopie
This Poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done poopie-ing. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.

 

See?

 

LOL.... good evening night crew...

Racer... I don't think matt likes to talk about anything other than poop lol... last few post these days have been about the lower region

 

Thats because I suffer from the Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poop Poopie.

Pooping is kind of like breathing and sex, it's not that important unless your not doing it.

I do like the upper region on you ladies too, especially the region just below and inbetween the shoulders in the front

 

I like all regions on this guy.... that's just beautiful in my opinion... Funny thing is that is the guy from VH1's strip search.... and he works at the HGVC with me as a sales guy.... also does the show American Storm with all the guys... hmm I know RC, LT, and WMR can appreciate this pic although the guys might not...

 

Hi!!

 

Well I may not appreciate it the same you you ladies do... but damn I wish I had abs like that again!!!

I may hit the gym and work on getting them back! Naw.... thats to much work, "lights cig and takes a drink of beer".

 

hey 04... how's it going?

 

Going great for me. Just a few more days left of my vacation so I am tring to live it up lol. How you doin?

 

okay... just got news of a 90% chance of moving to SLC, UT with the BF and his work.... so trying to phathum (thanks matt) leaving my parents and friends... :|

Also dealing with the accident that i posted about in 04 forum, darn lady

 

Yea, I saw that. Nice work on that bumper.

 

lol.... thing came clean off... i was expecting way more damage to my truck... but just the tire, and lower corner of the upper and lower bumper...

 

Make sure you get the truck realigned too

 

Plan to get a full check

Im going night night.... pillows calling my name...

Talk later Red

 

Night