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From: Lost some where in the middle of the Ozark Mountains!
Originally Posted by CrAz3D
...do stoned people "float up stairs", lose their pants without recollection (or reason), call people saying they got X pregnant but X is a dude & the caller is a chick, get sacked (football, not sex, although...
) in the kitchen (by yourself)?
) in the kitchen (by yourself)?
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From: Lost some where in the middle of the Ozark Mountains!
Ahhh
Yea stoned stories are so much better and less HS politics BS......
When you get a call that your friend has smurfs in the house and they are hanging out together.... then you have a story worth listening to.
When you meet a a girls brother at gun point, with you on the business end, then you end up deciding to toke together and while passing a bowl or 5 of his home grown between yourselfs, then you notice his ears growing and getting pointed as he morphs into an elf in front of your eyes. The he passes out and you bang his sister on the couch, across the room from him, while he's passed out.... Then you have a story to tell. 
Yea stoned stories are so much better and less HS politics BS......
When you get a call that your friend has smurfs in the house and they are hanging out together.... then you have a story worth listening to.
When you meet a a girls brother at gun point, with you on the business end, then you end up deciding to toke together and while passing a bowl or 5 of his home grown between yourselfs, then you notice his ears growing and getting pointed as he morphs into an elf in front of your eyes.
The he passes out and you bang his sister on the couch, across the room from him, while he's passed out.... Then you have a story to tell.
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From: Lost some where in the middle of the Ozark Mountains!
Originally Posted by Racerchick68
Dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood, I just noticed something on my myspace page.
69 days until I'm jobless! 69 man!
69 days until I'm jobless! 69 man!
Coincedence???
I think not!
It's a sign!!!
I think it's god saying that: Though shall party, thou shall go smoke a bowl then fellatio shall follow.
My Grandma says. "Pay attention to the words in red; those are the important ones!"
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From: Lost some where in the middle of the Ozark Mountains!
Originally Posted by Racerchick68
Then get your sweet booty over here and let's do it up right. Hubby's out playin' poker 2night!
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From: Lost some where in the middle of the Ozark Mountains!
Originally Posted by Racerchick68
Now THAT'S what I'm talking about! I'm all in!!!!
No I belive that I would be all in.....
But now everything is on the table, so I call, lets see what you got!
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Originally Posted by PSS-Mag
No I belive that I would be all in.....
But now everything is on the table, so I call, lets see what you got!
But now everything is on the table, so I call, lets see what you got!